No, I was saying you don’t know enough about history. Now, if I claimed you were afraid of the possibility that there may be gay authors, back in the annals of literature, and gay intellectual who want to have this fact acknowledged, then I would have been calling you homophobic. I am, however, simply saying you are unaware of the facts of the case. Also, I hope you realize the difference between fan girls/boys who have fantasies of their seeing LLegolaus locked in a steamy embrace with Aragorn and who believe it would be nice if only… , and find meager evidence to support it, with the strawmen of people who truly believe that is the way the book ended.
:rolleyes:
Cheque please!
…I would not object if a mod locked this thread… if only to put it out of it’s missery.
Sorry QuickSilver, but I figured he asked me, so I should answer. :smack:
Oh, you’re British?
I can’t tell the difference between you and the gays anyway.
Check the drink in front of them. If it’s a beer, you’ve got a Brit on your hands. If it’s something that was in a blender, is colorful, and has a cute paper umbrella, your observee has caught The Gay.
Hmm. I’ll take a Brit on my hands any day. There is SO a difference.
Cite?
I’m sorry, have you guys ever met a British guy? If so, please tell me where you’re finding all these well-dressed, good-smelling non-sport obssesed Brit guys, so I can go and retrieve them and use them to teach our current over-population of football-strip wearing, eau-de-smoky-pub smelling, footie on the brain blokes the way of the almost gay.
Ah, there’s your problem. The non-sport-obsessed Brits moved to Canada. And eventually helped give rise to me.
I can therefore claim that my comprehension of Monty Python is genetic. 
Yes, one of my cousins. He just so freaking polite and restrained. I went to a purim service (a Jewish religious holiday) and rather then stamp his feat, and use noise makers when haman’s name was called, he and everyone else simply lightly tapped their pews. :eek:
By the way, when I think of Britain, I do not think of football riots, but of character actor Wesley Wyndham-Pryce
Um, the actor who plays him is actually American, isn’t he?
Alexis Denisof? Hell, he is from the same state I am from, and has married Alyson Hannigan (Willow), but that still doesn’tkeep me from thinking “Gay, also, British” (The literal sense, not the insult) every time I look at him.
Aww, I didn’t know they were married, that’s so sweet!
Oh dear, I’m in danger of hijacking this thread again, aren’t I? So,er, Quicksilver - gay yet?
Maybe it’s the LIZA cd you have blaring through the office that set them on to you.
:mad:
**BASTARDS, ALL! **
I am CA-NA-DI-AN!!! …also, really really not gay. At all. So blow me. Yeah, you know who you are! 
There’s the confusion. You’re not being specific enough. You need to specify people, or we might all jump at the offer at once.
Yes. I need a devil smiley but I’ll put this one in instead. 
Cite?
How the heck am I supposed to provide that?
I thought nobody would ever ask… ahem:
- SusanStoHelit
- Kimera
- Hi Opal
- Indygrrl
- Angelina Jolie
- Not a final list.
**Not necessarily in that order.
***'Cept Opal, of course.
I meant it as a joke. It’s a way of saying, “Untill I see proof, I will continue to believe that British men are all gay, as in the stereotype of a well dresed metrosexual looking chap. Well, not really.”
Sorry if I wooshed you.
I think you’re the one that’s been wooshed mate…