Also, why would @Chronos do such a thing?
Then you shouldn’t have changed the son to a random woman. It breaks the whole thematic continuity.
Eta: also, at the end you should have died and become the sky.
And that’s why we’re here
If you are familiar with posts on the AITA (am I the asshole) subreddit, you could rewrite the story of Cronus and Uranus in the style of an AITA post for humorous effect.
There’s probably a “talking out Uranus” joke to be made here but I can’t be bothered to come up with it.
Can you post another joke, or maybe a few?
Or is this all you’ve got, in which case you need to write more. I mean, even if you just want to tell this one to friends, you’d better have a funny one to go to in case everyone is just looking at you blankly after the first one.
We often get mistaken for each other. Kronos, spelled with a kappa, was the father of Zeus. I spell my name with a chi, and am the personification of Time. Totally different.