Me, I woke up to explosive diarrhea. Didn’t feel sick, just a little loose…until I discovered that the toilet wouldn’t flush anymore. The water valve in the tank just isn’t letting the tank fill, so I had to flush (numerous times) by filling a bucket in the tub.
OK, not the end of the world, I let my dog out and hop in the shower. I’m running a little late due to all the bucket flushes, but I’m still close to being on time.
Until I get out of the shower and see that my dog has decided to get into the garbage in the kitchen, now I have garbage all over the floor to clean up. He hasn’t gotten into the garbage since he was a pup, but today must have seemed like a good day to him. Time’s a wastin’.
Finally get ready to leave, I can hear train whistles at the crossing about a mile from the house. Great, I’ll probably catch a train, too. Nope! Good news, the train has passed. Bad news, the crossing is dug up and the road is closed. Have to make a little 5 mile detour, I’m gonna be late.
And I really need to take a dump by now.
Other than that, a fine morning.