Yes. I’ve always wanted to read a Penthouse Forum letter in 140-character installments.
Maybe they’re still at it; it was so good they decided to spend the whole weekend in bed.
(BTW, the OP has a pic in the SDMB gallery, and she has no reason to be “desperate”.)
Yes, but is she Star Wars slash fiction material?
Really? I lost my actual virginity at a Rocky Horror showing. The movie drags a bit towards the end.
Stauderhorse – please post here, & tell us that your [del]fiends[/del] friends, the Sex Gargoyles, haven’t murdered you.
Yet.
Exactly. She was more whatever than whoever & not looking for forever.
Ditto.
Girl, if you make us sit through a smirk-filled ‘48hrs’ diatribe from that reporter with the silver-blonde toupee about how “… and none of her friends cared enough to check up on her”, we’ll never forgive you.
Seconded as to the OP’s hotness, but keep in mind that even hot chicks can have trouble getting laid.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be looking for this mysterious cafe.
Whoa there, Jar-Jar. You’re not in this scene.
I just hope she hasn’t been frozen in carbonite.
“I love you… when you do that thing with your tongue.”
“I know.”
Surely we can edit him in though with CGI, in a new 2010 version of Star Wars.
What? Where? I’ve never heard that one before.
Hmmm…Thought we would have heard something by now. Maybe she’s mad at us for some reason.
Stauderhorse, if you are upset for some reason, could you at least post something that says so, or start a pit thread, or do something to indicate that you’re still among us?
Thx.
While I didn’t get to tell you this was a bad idea, I do hope you are ok.
Or maybe she just doesn’t live to tell the internet her personal life? Let’s go with “too busy studying/having fun to post” than worry about anything untoward having happened, shall we?
Perish the thought!
Have fun with your chances of catching STD’s going up 200% in visit.
Pride & Propriety be damned, girl. Post something to let us know you aren’t being carved up for lunch-meat by ‘Donner, party of 2’.
Even telling a Mod to close the thread will indicate you are still among the living.
Alison Dubois, suddenly sitting up in bed
“Joe, I need to post on a website…”
I don’t claim to be a maths savant or anything, but wouldn’t that be a 100% increase? From one to two is double, or 100%.
Psst… there are two additional participants in a threesome.
She’s had sex with one person already, so adding two more is a 200% increase.