Ok so I went to a party with a bunch of my coworkers and went with a chick from work cause she bought me a bottle of everclear(damn you everclear!) as I am only 19(yeah a little late for a guy to lose his virginity but oh well) and cannot buy it legally. Anyway we went to a different party and keep in mind I have had a LOT to drink. Anyway yada yada yada we screwed
Ok now the bad…she is 28 :smack: , she is married with a kid :smack: :smack: , and I work with her…anyway I’ve worked with her since then and we pretty much interacted as though it never occured…ok thats pretty much the story
GOD DAMN EVERCLEAR
Well, ummm, she’s not pregnant and neither of you have an STD, do you?
Just lay off the everclear and, ummm, don’t malign all the older people on the board who couldn’t get laid even with a bottle of everclear. whistles…oh fuck, sobs…
Female, lost hers at 25, wonders why the heck so many guys on this board think if you haven’t gotten laid by 16 there must be something wrong with you.
Married=off limits, BTW, no matter how drunk you get.
Sometimes losing your virginity is a beautiful and miraculous experience shared with a very important and loving partner.
Sometimes, it’s drunken screwing in the back of a '72 Pinto Hatchback.
Want to guess which is more common?
Seriously, don’t sweat it. Don’t brag about it, but don’t sweat it either. It was what it was. Hopefully, you were at least sensible enough to use a condom. If not, hie thee to a clinic and get your ass (and other body parts) tested, and remember you need to go back in a few months for an HIV test, since that one doesn’t show up right away. (How long does it take, these days? My info on HIV is stuck back in the late '90s.)
And here’s wishing you a little more emotional content and a little less alcohol content next time - whenever that is.
Kid, ya want me to start slappin’ ya now? WTH do you mean “late”? Lemme clue you in, most of those guys who told you they were gettin’ down since they were 14… weren’t.
Hey, cool…
:eek: Keep smacking, kid. That can get ^%$#@ dangerous
…compared to the immediately previous item, this one is not so bad
Excellent. Keep it that way, unless she wants to bring it up.
Ah, yes… Grain Alcohol and the youthful exhuberance of 19… 'tis the story of SO many, truly a classic vignette.
Hey, just giving ya a hard time, but like the others said… if you have any doubt as to how “safe” you went, get checked out. And get out there and try to do it halfway right the next time, OK? We old-timers are counting on y’all to pick up the torch.
Personally, I’m of the don’t dip your pen in the company ink school of thought (unless the job isn’t part of a career) but it can work out so it’s too early to tell if going with a co-worker was a mistake.
But married with kids? Damn. If you’re lucky she’ll confront you the next time noone else is in earshot and say “keep it to yourself”.
I mean that I could have a fucking bottle of everclear and never get laid, except up in the ER with alcohol poisoning.
But then again, I think my whole “waiting until marriage” schtick has something to do with it too, and that’s not “waiting until I find someone who’s married to someone else.”
Feh! He didn’t make any promises to the husband. She’s the one that needs help. I know how this kid feels. Virginity to most male kids is like a bad cold. You don’t care how you get rid of it; you just want to get rid of it at any and all cost!!
Still though, I having a hard time get’n myself mad at this woman. She did do this kid a favor…
