So I Was Asked To Name A Few Cocktails

I suggested ‘Ol’ Yeller’, ‘Unwashed Labia’ and ‘Abandoned Factory With A Rapist Squatting Inside’.

I’ve been asked not to help with bar duties again.

“Unwashed Labia” is a cocktail made of vodka and clam juice, right? :smiley:

It’s mostly clam juice with streaks of lemon 'n lime.

Oh, and er… vaginal juices.

Shouldn’t that be clam juice with streaks of tomato? :p:D

I was gonna go for that but I knew another filthy mind would dredge it up…

Only a few days every month.

There’s gotta be a way to fit a tampon into it.

And here’s a name – “Summer Douche” – come to think of it, you could have one for every seasonal. “Oh, sorry, you can no longer get a Summer Douche. Perhaps you’d like an Autumn Douche”.

The Pile Driver:50/50 mix of prune juice and Everclear.

Put a White Russian into a tall glass, add a straw, and call it the “Suck On a Big Dick”, or the “Facial”.

I hate all of you.