I suggested ‘Ol’ Yeller’, ‘Unwashed Labia’ and ‘Abandoned Factory With A Rapist Squatting Inside’.
I’ve been asked not to help with bar duties again.
I suggested ‘Ol’ Yeller’, ‘Unwashed Labia’ and ‘Abandoned Factory With A Rapist Squatting Inside’.
I’ve been asked not to help with bar duties again.
“Unwashed Labia” is a cocktail made of vodka and clam juice, right?
It’s mostly clam juice with streaks of lemon 'n lime.
Oh, and er… vaginal juices.
Shouldn’t that be clam juice with streaks of tomato? :p:D
I was gonna go for that but I knew another filthy mind would dredge it up…
Only a few days every month.
There’s gotta be a way to fit a tampon into it.
And here’s a name – “Summer Douche” – come to think of it, you could have one for every seasonal. “Oh, sorry, you can no longer get a Summer Douche. Perhaps you’d like an Autumn Douche”.
The Pile Driver:50/50 mix of prune juice and Everclear.
Put a White Russian into a tall glass, add a straw, and call it the “Suck On a Big Dick”, or the “Facial”.
I hate all of you.