No…
But I did sleep in a Best Western
I beg to differ from the OP. I see the total opposite. WTF would she bring up sandwich spreads in a thread about sex? WTF is interested in sandwiches? I want to know about the sex! In juicy, dripping, detail.
So, tell me about the size of your girlfriend’s breasts and if she’s exciting in bed.
This thread is strangely exciting and full of new ideas. I hope I live long enough to try them all.
But, sailor, that’s my point! You want to talk about fucking then make a thread about fucking! Don’t make a thread about sandwiches and put fucking into it, that just distracts from the fucking! Or from the sandwiches.
The only time it would be appropriate would be if the thread were about fucking AND sandwiches! That is a thread I would gladly contribute to without complaint. But a thread about sandwiches with fucking just sort of half-assedly tacked onto the side is a disgrace.
I sense a possible new OW! internet meme here, but I’m unable to OW! articulate it properly right now because OW! my girlfriend’s anus keeps OW! clenching up really bad on me…OW!
Here, get out of the way and let me try. You can go have a sandwich in the meanwhile.
I thought it was to ponder the image of the Spirit coming over Mary, leading to the enigma of Immaculate Conception, wherein no one sleeps on the wet spot.
That’s a popular misconception (ha!). The Immaculate Conception is actually when she gets preggers from getting drilled in the butt. Plus sandwiches.
Maybe every thread from here on out should have sandwiches and/or sex in the OP.
And oatmeal.
… I thought the Immaculate Conception was about Anne getting some from Joachim?
No PBJ sandwiches were involved in Anne getting some from Joachim, given that there was no peanut butter in Israel at the time.
How about oatmeal, Nava? Please tell me Mary’s first foods included oats porridge stirred with Papa Jo’s member.
with or without brown sugar on top?
[QUOTE=Nava;10776806No PBJ sandwiches were involved in Anne getting some from Joachim, given that there was no peanut butter in Israel at the time.[/QUOTE]
They used tahini.
While I was fucking all my bitches and hos, I noticed how Dopers tend to overuse the same joke.
While I was cornholing my cat, it struck me how cold it was outside, and I began to think this Global Warming thing might be overblown. It turns out, however, that my cat can’t be.
Yes, we do. Gotta kill it now before it has a chance to mature and ever be funny.
We actually hate humor round these parts.
ETA: Getting my cock sucked by a Portuguese wet nurse.
Speaking of sandwiches, I lived next door to Wilford Brimley as a young boy. Mom would let me go over and swim in his backyard pool for hours and hours. Sometimes he’d invite me into his house for “oatmeal”, which I wasn’t supposed to tell anyone about, ever.
I don’t want to talk about it.
Also, grape jelly is probably the standard in a PB&J although my personal preference is apple.
Your attempt at humor is ill-timed. That joke is now officially old.
Funny, the other night my wife was telling me she had a headache and I immediately had this peanut butter and jelly thing all figured out.