I miss giving head to some extent. I guess this is why I actually did consider giving my friend’s ex head at one point in time. Hmmmm, I might be able to do this soon considering all the social things I’ve set myself up for next month.
Looks at Sue Duhnym’s picture on the people pages
recalls that GolfWidow also says that she plays darts
decides that there’s more to this “darts” thing that meets the eye
Presumably it’s not “Open Trench”
fleeing
Mmmm… sucking Sue’s husband’s dick… Er, um, I mean - d’oh! :eek:
Esprix
er… ducklips?
You obviously give exceedingly excellent head. It would seem you have scrambled your husbands brains.
Duck lips, the funniest thing I’ve read in the Pit in a while.
Sue, you give the best a… mind pictures.
** Stoidela **, not to speak for Opal or her hubby, but not ** all men ** are into getting blow jobs.
While the LIONsob enjoys giving women oral sex, he is not into receiving it. That’s just how he is. Any woman he has ever been involved with long term has has confirmed that for me when I asked. And yes I asked because at first I thought it was because I didn’t do something right. But he actually just never been into it , beyond maybe using that as a jump start .
I figure I am one of the luckiest women alive.
You’re on to me now DRY. Think they’ll ever make this a new Olympic event?
Man, you are a completely different woman when you’re sober.
Sua
For the love of GOD (or at least for the love of us and our head-giving skills) CLEAN THAT THING!
And no, wiping it with a damn cloth for 5 seconds is not cleaning it. That thing has been locked up all day in a very small, very damp closet. How do you think YOU would smell and taste after a day of that??
<perking>
Will whipped cream work? 
Hey! I have NO idea what you’re talking about. I wasn’t drunk, I wasn’t there, I wasn’t even in New York. I was at the mall.
Oh, I forgot about the pictures! Damn!
You and I are gonna have to have a little talk, Fiance Dearest, about what exactly I said to you that night. I remember the dancing, the kissing, the engagement, and the back rub, but not any conversation. It’s sort of like a blurry Super 8 film at this point!
Psst! If it’s hte same as what you were saying LATER, Sara, then I can help ya out…
I wonder how long before this hits Threadspotting?
Amen, sister.
Rose
I’d say increase the amusing rants and decrease the winky flirty crap and this thread has a shot.
Heh… ditto for the dames. I once saw a woman stink several subway cars with her funk. That’s dangerous stuff.
Remember, your thang is internal. Let it marinate too long and it smells like someone carpetbombed Fulton Fish Market with used sweatsocks.
Suddenly I am reminded of that .wav file that’s been going around for so long, “Wash The Cootchie,” but I digress…
I am also reminded of when I was rooming with a straight guy in an apartment in college and I came home one day while his girlfriend was there. I went into the bedroom and wondered why they’d been eating tuna sandwiches in the bedroom (me, being the naive little gay boy with no experience nor interest in women whatsoever). First they turned eight shades of red, and then, realizing I had no idea what they were embarassed about, laughed at me for days until someone explained it to me.
Um… ew?
And from a gay man’s POV, a little musk isn’t bad, but washing is always a good idea. (Ladies - get your man to take a shower with you! Solves oodles of problems, especially if he likes to get rimmed, which every man loves, but some straight men won’t admit, damn those hang-ups!) And if you’re uncut? Head cheese is just plain wrong.
Esprix
I knew a girl who was so humid you could grow orchids in her drawers in January.
(Ten SPOOFE points to whoever gets that reference!)
I used to like giving head. Actually, let’s put it this way: I really enjoy it if I’m really horny… a situation which hasn’t happened to me in years (due to my medication)
Archadia , but I cheated.
I really enjoy giving head, but I have GOT to agree on the washing thing. I can’t stand to have someone’s breath in my face for an extended period of time…so when there’s almost any musk I feel like I can’t breathe. Impending asphyxiation does not encourage a lustful mood. If everything’s clean, though…<<cackle>>
Have to agree about women washing up, too. A friend of mine in high school stank. Found out a few years later that it was because she was afraid to touch herself (nope, she didn’t masturbate, either) and thus didn’t clean thoroughly. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ewwwwwww.
I guess in a way, hygiene is a turn-on.