So I was sucking my husband's dick...

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I don’t know Sue D. at all, so I can’t read anything into her OP based on prior knowledge. But, I confess, when I first read her OP a few days ago I felt badly for her.

Let me be clear: I have no problems with head whatsoever.

But, as I read Sue’s post I couldn’t help but feel that I’d be upset by some of the things she describes.

Sue, my apologies if I’ve misinterpreted what was entirely a joke, but here are some thoughts I had.

People get turned on by all sorts of things–including rude and semi-abusive behavior in the sack. I think it’s great to find out what turns on your partner; and, when I love a person, I have a pretty open mind about what I’m willing to do to provide that extra kick.

That said, after sex is over, I like to feel appreciated for the pleasure I have given. That’s not to say that I haven’t gotten any pleasure myself (b/c, as we all know, rocking someone’s world can be hugely gratifying). But inside and out of the bedroom, respect and appreciation for good service rendered is something I take to be crucial to a good relationship. In fact, the single exception to that would be during sex with a partner who (with my consent) was turned on by being a little rough or rude or whatever. But I would take that to be role-play and, as such, it would have to have clear boundaries that we agreed to.

Anyway, I don’t want to drone on as I might be mistaken. But if I’m not, I’m just wondering, Sue, if you couldn’t talk to your husband, figure out what his motives are, and draw some boundaries between when it is and isn’t cool to turn on the old “Hey Duck Lips” charm.

Aside to Alphagene: Please take notice. In my experience, not every man disdains the occasional tete-a-tete with Mr. Limpy Snozcumber ;))

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I think you all may be a little confused.

I LIKE giving my husband head! I really do. I’m even pretty damn good at it. The sadistic side of me loves knowing how to push all of his buttons and keep him on the brink of orgasm until I’M ready for him to get off.

I have no problem swallowing. Mind you, it wouldn’t be something I’d eat for breakfast, but it’s not bad. I’d certainly rather swallow than have bloodshot eyes for the next two days.

BUT when I’ve been sucking dick, licking balls and tugging on anal beads for nearly an hour after he’s had one too many martinis, I’m liable to get a little testy.

So there.

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Sure, but I warn you…I’m pretty good.

At darts!

It’s out of necessity, of course. Sometimes he has to go down on me! :wink:

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Yes. It never fails…my lips always get swollen. Think it could be a cure for collagen injections?

Let me tell you about the time I shot cum out my nose…

It was early in our relationship, when I wasn’t too good at reading his body language. I happened to exhale at the exact moment he came, resulting in a runny nose of a totally different nature.

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Sue, no way. No WAY! BWAAAAAHAHAHA!

Sorry.

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This thread has been confusing for me to read.

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Make what a new Olympic Event? Darts or blowjobs?

Interested in trying out? Maybe you’ll make a Wheaties box! :stuck_out_tongue:

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Well, there’s not supposed to be an “H”, but that’s good enough.

Congratulations, samclem, you’ve earned 10 SPOOFE points.

Keep in mind… SPOOFE points are absolutely worthless.

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Threads like this make me sad that Jack Dean Tyler was banned. Imagine what he could bring to this discussion.

Insanity, for instance.

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**

Unless he’s ticklish. That can be a bit of a mood killer…“Oooh, yes, yes…mmm, baby…[whole body jerks] BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!..[giggling]…Sorry, honey…[twitch]gigglegigglegiggle…”

And all I can say is a freshly washed penis is tasty stuff. :slight_smile: I love the smell and taste fresh out of the shower… Hmm, where’s the fiancé?

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I love giving head and am quite willing to swallow but my hubby always want to move one to other things before the act can come to fruition.

I hate it when he says “So when am I going to come in your mouth again?”

I reply “whenever you want to stop fucking me”

Poor guy just can’t seen to make up his mind.

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Darts as an Olympic event (with a twist)! Instead of getting a medal, you get a blow job by one of the lovely judges.

Imagine getting the Gold for a hat trick?

If you only got a Silver, the judge wouldn’t swallow.

If you won a Bronze, the judge would get you half way there and turn you over to the ladies on the German swim team.

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Damn…makes the courtesy “7” from the Japanese judge even important…

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But it still needs to be cleaned first.

You wouldn’t like to eat your meal off a dirty plate now wouldja?

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Damn, GolfWidow, I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read your post!

Needless to say, I wouldn’t have had the opportunity to swallow. :smiley:

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  1. Don’t ask “Is it in yet?”

  2. Don’t look at your watch.

  3. Don’t ask for the TV remote until we’re done.

  4. Fingernails on the back are sexy. Ripping the Latissimus Dorsi muscles off my spinal column with your claws isn’t (or maybe the cat was in bed with us, I don’t remember.)

  5. Nibble the nipple, don’t bite it off.

  6. No yawning.

  7. I’m very happy when you’re really enjoying it, but don’t buck me off onto the floor.

  8. Keep the rythmn synchronized. Otherwise it might come out and and I could jam it against the mattress.

  9. Don’t answer the phone.

  10. Once in a while let me have the “Mandingo Warrior” feeling of pounding away like a jackhammer. I don’t really care if your head is smacking into the wall at these times. Go with it.

  11. Don’t laugh if it falls out.

  12. By all means wrap your legs. Just don’t wrap them around the kidneys and squeeze.

  13. Don’t ask me if my swollen testicle is feeling better in the middle of things.

  14. I believe you when you tell me that you read in Cosmo that lightly touching my anus during sex is a big turn-on for guys. This does not mean jam your thumb up my ass without warning.

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You mean, like our SoFla Dopefest on Saturday? :slight_smile:

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Oh my…I’m dying here…Scylla…

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NO, like picking up guys at Renfest. Breasts do have an advantage sometimes. :wink:

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I think I just got religion.

Either that or I’m in love…