Lisa Nicole Carson is right up at the top, WAAAAAAAAAAAAY above everyone else.
Alyson Hannigan (I think she’s higher on my list than his)
Jessica Alba (higher on his list)
Janet Jackson… I thought his eyes were going to fall out of his head the first time he was at my apartment and saw the poster of the Rolling Stone cover I have…
Shania Twain
Jamie Lee Curtis
Lucy Liu
There are more… I can’t keep track of every time he says something along the lines of ‘tie a board to my ass and drop me in’ but that give you a good idea.
Oh, so easy. Everyone in my house thinks Claudia Christian is oh so doable (well, except Jr. Ranger II and he thinks she’s cool because she has a room of swords in her house).
See, this type of thing requires very cereful thought. I wouldn’t want some extremely gorgeous person that would utterly put me in the shade. On the other hand, a female equivalent of Clint Howard would just be… gross. I’d want a nice generically atttractive person (like myself), not a celebrity at all.
Eww, eeeewwwww, eeeeeeeewwwwww, yuk! Not a problem with another guy in the room as long as I don’t have to touch 'em (been there), but I can’t even think about sharing the Mrs. with anyone else, its just tooooo repulsive.
On the other hand, (here is the hypocritical side of me), she really thinks Katherine Zeta-Jones (sp?) is sexy, so…
Well, the only ones I know that MIGHT be on his list (he never actually committed to a list) are Valerie Bertinelli and the woman that plays Deanna Troi on Star Trek TNG. I’d be SO overshadowed by either of them that the threesome would probably end up a twosome between hubby and the celeb, with me operating the video camera. Gotta save something like that for posterity, you know. I’m sure the grandkids would enjoy watching it one day. snicker
Have you ever seen My Dinner with Andre or The Princess Bride? The man would just talk non-stop. And unfortunately (for you), he’s damn interesting and funny too, so the distraction would almost guarantee minimal nooky.
MH - Ooh baby, you look hot tonight, let me show you what fun evil can be.
MHP - Okay sugar, just let me put this …
WS - So I was saying to my friend David Mamet the other day “David, can you believe the state of theater in the City these days? Whatever happened to true drama or original musicals? I mean the top grossing feature on the Broadway is based on a movie done 30 years ago. Give me Checkov any day. Maybe we could do a musical of The Cherry Orchard?”
MHP - He’s got a point you know.
MH - (sigh)
PLUIS, he’d do it all in that Wallace Shawn voice. And I wouldn’t be thinking “My Dinner with Andre” or even “The Princess Bride”. I’d be thinking “Grand Nagus”, or maybe “Rex” from Toy Story
No way I could be aroiused under those circumstances.
(Wallace Shawn: “But I’m not here to put off your game. REALLY! Try try to ignore that I’m here.”)
We were flipping through the channels last night and my SO stopped briefly on Big Brother - she immediately said “You’d have to pick Hardy - if you could make him shut up.” I guess that’s settled. He’d never shut up so the question is moot.