Put it to you this way:
Remember the first weekend you and Dave played Trivial Pursuit?
OOOH! Pun’s back!
You’re one of my favourite posters (who won’t remember me, but that’s fine).
Now, I sit here on tenterhooks (and nekkid, obviously) waiting for you to say something funny!
Um, yeah.
[Emily Litella]Never mind. [/EL]
Robin
Welcome back, punha!
Major changes? Let’s see… Opal moved from DC to Georgia, and I moved from Philly to DC. Not that I could fill her shoes around here; even if you allow for the different shoe sizes, her preferred shoe style was one that I am physically incapable of putting on my feet. (That’s no big deal, any time I discuss myself and the word “style” in the same sentence, the two are usually linked by a form of the phrase “is allergic to.”)
Oh yes. The welcome back ritual.
PIE!
waves at Punha
Hi!
flashes nekkid body part
(possibly toe)
goes back into lurkdom
Welcome Back!
I remember you. You’re funny and cute.
I doubt you remember me, even if I didn’t change my name.
I used to be hillbilly queen.
Welcome back! I missed you lots!
: runs nekked through thread :
Thank YOU to whoever paid for him. Yay!
I remember you too. I think I even wrote you asking you were leaving back then.
:limps heavily, nekkid, into the thread, waves to iampuhna, welcomes him back, and then exits:
Regards,
Shodan
Aincha gonna explain your name?
I remember you. Sorry about you and Fizz, you and her were one of the generic “Straight Dope Couples” in my mind.
Good to have you back.
I haven’t posted much since I had some major surgery back on June 2nd (I have just about enough energy to check emails, and then need a nap), but EtherealFreakOfPinkness was runnin’ around the house this morning, hollering about “guess who’s back”, so I thought I’d pop in and say, hey, welcome back!
Sure do hope we see you at Gettysdope. You’ve been missed!
Oh my God, me too! Welcome back Patrick!
Hmnn… long hair, funny, intelligent…
Nope.
Doesn’t ring a bell.
Maybe I actually was asking you if I it was physically possible for me to run through in my bathing suit. Ever think of that, Mr. Smarty-Grammar-Pants?
Pun’s back! 
Urreet, I gotta know what picture of me this is, and why I don’t know about it!
I gotta say, and this might surprise a few people, you’re one I’m glad to see still here. (Those with a good bit of Pit or GD 'sperience might remember Shodan and I have sparred, in the non-martial-arts sense, once or twice, as have he and various of my like-minded friends.) Going up against you, and … occasionally devolving into a flailing “but but but but!” well-meaning lesser being, set me up quite well for going up against the occasional intellectual nincompoop elsewhere. There are a number of conservatives out there (and at this school, even) who lack your familiarity with facts and how not to make a really bad argument.
And criminy, if I get to every single solitary one of you…okay. Let’s do this right quick, mmkay? People who posted since my last one in this thread, and whom I remember:
All of you. Srsly. hillbilly queen threw me for a bit, but then I found out her old name, and it was all good. And all this nekkidity for me? Well shucks, folks.
Where the hell were y’all when I was desperately single? Huh? Huh?
Yanno, I looked, and I thought about bumping that one just for the nekkid run, but … no.
It was on one of the old “people pages” and you were kind of slouching in a doorway, I think. With your shirt off.
Ah. I remember that one. There are a few along a similar vein, but my days of picture-whoredom posting are behind me now.
Gorram it, what’s a girl gotta do to get a CITE out of you people?!
Long hair…slouchy…doorway…I’m dyin’ here!
(I’ve got email, iampunha. You could be my private picture whore, just this once!)