My mother and I went to the same high school, 20 years apart. She had her old class ring modified for me. She had the 55 changed to 75, and had my initials engraved in it. I haven’t seen it in at least 15 years, so if you could find that for me, I’d be willing to make you a lasagna as a finder’s fee.
I’d also like two of my favorite childhood stuffed animals back, a black dog and a blue calico cat. When I last saw them, they were really quite bedraggled and had lost most of their stuffing. I’d like them back anyway.
I think that most reasonable people would be overjoyed if you found his corpse.
My copy of a cookbook - “Square Meals” by Jane and Michael Stern - I KNOW it was sitting on the shelf with the other cookbooks. There is a “Square Meals” - wide space where it used to be. I LOVE that book just for reading purposes.
My scarf. It’s a rich gold/navy/purple paisleyish-but-not-so-much-it’s-80’s sort of thing. Disappeared about 5 weeks ago. No. idea.how.
Also, my sunglasses. The ones I liked so much that I bought two pairs the day I found them? The ones that, within 6 weeks were both gone, despite the fact that I have never lost a single pair of sunglasses before.
The other earring I paid too much for when I was drunk at the Renaissance Festival. I took them off when I was still drunk. I am still peering under furniture in the hopes it will fall out of where ever it’s been all this time. I think the cats know something but they aren’t sharing.
My plastic pig keychain that I got in 2nd grade got lost during a big Spring cleaning while I was at college.
Also, I seemed to have misplaced one of my little black dresses. But more than anything else, could you find my left lens from my current glasses? It popped out sometime last November while I wasn’t paying attention and I can’t figure out where it could be.
Oh, and Skald, if Antarctica is on the way back, could you pick up a pink sock and a black sock? Figures that if you end up missing two socks it would be two different colors.
The good can opener. It disappeared six months ago. We’ve looked everywhere, and have thoroughly cleaned the house multiple times since then. It’s just gone. The can opener we have left is terrible but I can’t bring myself to buy a new one because, well, the other one will surely turn up…eventually.
I loooooove Square Meals. “After-School Gingerbread” is one of my favorite recipes. You can’t have my copy, but I’ll PM you recipes till you find your copy.
If it wouldn’t be too much trouble, could you grab the large green easy chair? About a year after we moved into the new house, my wife asked me where it went. I figure she might like it back.
My diamond ring went missing. I actually believe that it might’ve been stolen by a hot-fingered girl from my church, but on the chance that it disappeared otherwise, any leads would be appreciated.
I’d really like to put my hands on my pink sweater, too. And my black fuzzy sweater, while we’re at it.
And if you see my health, kick it, then send it home. Thanks.
Check your teleport cube; the Fireball XL-7 is inside. Well, that’s not quite the case. There is a 20-foot-long anaconda inside, and inside the anaconda there is a Belgian Water spaniel, and inside the water spaniel there is your toy. I would have killed the snake for you if I weren’t such a sissy.
I can’t help with the box. Your mom threw it away after you took the toy out, and thus it is explicably lost.
My class ring from college & my senior yearbook from high school.
They weren’t lost together, I know that. I’m not all that nostalgic for either place, but those are two things that I should have and don’t. Even if I never wear/look at them, I want to have them ignored on my shelves.
