Welcome. Clearly your dad brought you up right – you’re going to fit in just fine!
Hello, 血. Can I call you 血?
もちろん! Of course! Greetings!
I hope so! My father is very upbringing in his own [del] painful [/del] special way. 
I have heard many a legend about the goats. Thanks!
11 years old, and I was writing fanfiction. You can imagine how that went. As for browsing history, a simple answer. I don’t look at such immature things. :>
Still brushing up on my comebacks. Although my puns are academy award winning, so i’ve heard.
I’m so glad! It warms my heart to be here.
はい、そうです。
I would* love* some ice cream to go with my pie. The pie’s nature certainly seems to be worthy of my tastes.
Stop talking Japanese behind my back! You know I barely speak English!
At this point, due to my aspergers-filled brain, I can understand and give answers in Japanese easier than I can in english. :smack:
There are posters here who have elevated puns to an art form. You’ll be in good company. 
And now, we post in haiku!
Welcome to the Newb
To these boards with open arms
Live long and prosper.
In the same way Michael Bay elevated the art form of filmmaking.
She will fit right in.
Like hand in glove, pen and ink.
Fuck you Michael Bay.
This thread of your dad’s was always one of my favorites. You should start a similar one to see how you stack up. Just think about all the fun that could be had if you get a better score than him.
Two things you have in common with my son. 
Hey, cmyk, stay away from transformers and forklifts, ok? 
Welcome. So which of these deviants were you already warned to stay away from?
Konishiwa and welcome!
日本人! Mi amas tiun lingvon. It’s in my list to learn.
You should check out the great Japanese language-learning thread from a couple of years ago. Unless you already speak Japanese, of course.
Yup, you’re gonna fit in great – you’ve already gotten your first mod note!
Could everyone please remember that our rules state that you should post in English and post accordingly?
Thanks,
twicks, MPSIMS moderator
So…will she be breaking the rules every time she posts because her username has Japanese in it?
Would I be breaking the rules if I quoted her?
Ah, kids these days communicating to their parents via message board.
Oh… and… welcome newby 
Thank you very much
Not a trekkie, but oh well
I will do my best
2 generations of puns from my father and my father’s father have prepared me. Bring it on!
That is making me laugh so hard! Thanks for that! I don’t think i’m quite as knowledgable as him yet. I can barely remember what I had for lunch yesterday.
He’ll be great!
Hahaha! None yet. I’m keeping my eye on you, though.
Thank you! Just a little tip, ‘konnichiwa’ has two 'n’s in the romaji spelling. ‘n’ is the only consonant that can be next to a consonant on it’s own. The ‘chi’ does sound like a ‘shi’, doesn’t it? I make mistakes all the time regarding how a syllable sounds versus how it is actually written. Hope that helps for next time you would wish to use that greeting!
Thank you so much! I will definitely look into that!
Thank you for the welcome! However, I thought in the FAQ it stated that we cannot have threads in another language, but explanations of words or comparisons were allowed, as well as tiny phrases like that were allowed as well. Do pardon me if i’m wrong!
What…you’ve never heard of meat pie?
Welcome, Purin血! (Blood Pudding?)
No, no, not blood pudding. Well, yes, blood pudding, but there’s more than one way to look at it. The reason behind my name is actually pretty stupid. Haha! But it just stuck. So, I guess besides the stupid meaning, my name means Blood Pudding. Thinking of that, it actually fits, since i’m into grotesque things. 
Hi Purin. Nice to meetcha and welcome to the Dope.
Let me give you some friendly advice… when you go to your initiation here, do NOT wear any clothes you ever want to wear again. As a matter of fact, it’d be a good idea to leave a change of clothes in the car for you to change into afterwards.