So it looks like I don't need a vision test . . .

Today I went to be made into a lab rat.

[sub]That has to be the worst sentence ever to come from the fingers of an English major.[/sub]

The test was basically this: there are six blue planes, two red and two yellow. The non-blue will blink on and off for a few seconds, then all 10 planes will fly around for a bit, then you get to identify a random blinking plane.

8 sets of 20 flying thingies. The average score (out of 100) is somewhere near 50. My lowest? A 65. Highest: 100. In between were 85s and 90s.

So now if people ask me how my vision is, I can tell them a really long story about red and yellow flashing enemy planes. And then get to visit a nice padded room;)

Can I come with you? I need a rest.

[sub]whaddaya mean, I HAVE to go with you? I haven’t been talking about the giant cock-a-roaches for a long time! I’ve been so good! Hey! Hey…![/sub]