I understand he claims to be devastated. I kinda think you marry a Kardashian, you pretty much get what you deserve.
How can I prove a negative? Why don’t you go ahead and prove that the 14 year old has a sex tape or whatever other negative things you’re ascribing to her older half sister?
But teeheehee, slut shaming is so fun! And if her big sister is a slut, gosh! She’s probably a big dirty whore, too! Man, it sure feels good to feel superior to a 14 year old girl :).
Wouldn’t it be great if a judge refused to grant the divorce?
Wiki says they married on August 20, so more like 2 months. Honestly it felt shorter than that to me.
Because based on limited viewing of the show, in which those kids do appear on, they seem to be just as bad as their sisters
Pffft. Protecting my child comes first. If it involves, “steer clear of that one, son, that family is trouble.” Then that is the card I will play.
Do a Google for “shortest celebrity marriage”, and it will seem like this marriage was long-term. There are at least two that lasted only a single day each.
And I could point out that anyone other than a mod who calls another person’s post threadshitting is junior modding.
Threadshitting is “this topic is stupid and you all are assholes for discussing it,” which is not what WordMan said. He said “I don’t get this, could y’all take a stab at explaining it to me?” as part of his ongoing participation in the thread.
If you think someone else is breaking or bending the rules, report the post [no one did in this case, BTW] and let a mod sort it out.
twickster, MPSIMS moderator
Deleted since Twicks posted…And yes, that’s what I meant, thanks.
What’s funny is that this morning I went grocery shopping, so have reason to know that this week’s InTouch advertised the story “Inside Kim’s Fake Marriage” on the cover.
They predicted she would stay married: “It’s her love of fame – not Kris Humphries – that’s keeping Kim Kardashian from even considering divorce.”
An insider said “Kim has been told that divorcing Kris would be bad for her many endorsement deals.”
Says the story (oh, fuck, I’ll admit it, I bought the fucking magazine and I’m looking at it now),
<sarcasm>Oh no!, who’s going to patronize Quark’s Bar on DS9 (Terok Nor) now…
Oops, wrong Kardashians again, I always get those two mixed up…
I would say that if it wasn’t threadshitting, it was pretty damn close to it. I mean, REALLY fucking close.
In case you’re curious, Kim Kardashian is the second daughter of Robert Kardashian, a California attorney and businessman who died in 2003 of cancer. He’s probably most famous as being one of the attorneys who defended OJ Simpson during his murder trial (the two men were friends).
In 2007, Kim Kardashian became famous, or maybe notorious, when she starred in a sex tape with R&B singer Ray J. (Ray J is the brother of the more famous singer Brandy, and cousin of the even more famous singer Snoop Dog.) The tape was leaked and she settled with the distributors of the tape for about $5 million. She then was one of the people in the E! Network reality show “Keeping up with the Kardashians”, and also does some modelling and things.
Her husband, who she’s divorcing, is Kris Humphreys, who’s a power forward for the basketball team the New Jersey Nets.
If you wish to discuss my moderation, start a thread in ATMB. This is off-topic in this thread.
twickster, Cafe Society moderator
It would be interesting to see the script. Perhaps the “divorce announcement scene” is just meant to build up the audience for next week’s “reconciliation scene”.
I was especially amused today by the headline on one of those rag mags:
“Kim to Kris: Get to Work!”
Um, honey? He’s locked out. He can’t work.
Robert Kardashian was the guy who read the “suicide note” from OJ before the white Bronco chase. At the time he was no longer practicing law but he started again for the OJ trial. He also looked really shocked when the verdict was read, like he was expecting a guilty verdict.
You know what that reminds me of? The time Selma married Troy McClure on the Simpsons. Fading celebrity uses surprise wedding to boost own profile and distract from unsavory rumors. After a few days, agent discusses the possibility of bringing in a child to further cement the star’s status. Its like almost the exact same thing!
At least she got enough footage in the can for her series as a married woman. Now that wedded bliss is behind her, she can make like Michael Moore and edited the footage to make Kris look bad and make even more money.Kardashian Divorce Winners And Losers: Kim Made Millions, But What About Her Sponsors?
I have seen the various Kardashian shows maybe a total of two times. But you know what? I like following her on twitter. She, or more like the flunkie she pays to tweet, has the ability to make her shallow life seem interesting. She has 10.8 million followers, so I’m not the only one who thinks so. And since it is “Cafe Society”, I don’t think any entertainer, whether it’s George Clooney, Bono or Lebron James has ever wiped out hunger or cured cancer.
It’s also possible that the divorce filing is a publicity stunt, and that they will then “reconcile.” Perhaps there will be a series on E!, following them through counseling, a second honeymoon, etc.
I think Kim ought to feature a different lover to cheat with each week, and that fans should get a contest to become a special guest lover.