So Kim Kardashian is getting divorced

Well, it’s not like it was her first marriage: http://www.people.com/people/kim_kardashian/biography

Reported.

You want some Armenians to be proud of, check out this farm in Fresno. I would much rather be known for coming to the US to escape the Turks, and end up with a sizable farm producing an actual useful product. [Jerry is an ex-brother-in-law, so I know a few of the Simoneans. I would rather hold them up as examples than people known for their screwing around and doing drugs.]

This zombie has lasted longer than Kim Kardashain’s marriage.