So, like, what do you think Nicole Ritchie did to Paris?

Nicole had more talent than Paris. She can walk down the street and chew gum at the same time.

Nicole unmasked Paris as the horrible thing she really is…the thing that is not to be named, that makes one go insane just to think of it.

IA! IA! Hilton F’taghn!

The reason I’ve heard may not be as interesting as some others but it’s probably true. Nicole’s started to grow up - she’s engaged, she’s thinking about a serious career, she’s not as interested in going out clubbing seven nights a week. Paris, meanwhile, is still the same - her only interest is partying. So now the two of them no longer share the same interests and don’t hang out together as much.

I’m not proud that I know this, but the gossip blurb in today’s paper had it that in addition to the sex video thing, Ritchie made a DVD of Simple Life Footage that excluded Hilton entirely.

Meow.