So long losers! Eat my rubber!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’ve just been informed by the horoscope section (Libra) of Marie Claire magazine that this July I will meet a famous, influential person who will jumpstart my career, make me well known in the public eye, rich, successful and ultra sexy. And thank god for it, because I’ve been waiting quite a while for this break! So look for my best selling novel in bookstores by August.

And, much to Mr. Jarbaby’s delight, I’ve learned that my sex life will take a sharp upswing round about October! Looks like that gang bang/lesbian/bdsm/candle wax party I was planning is DEFINITELY A GO!

All praise the Libra constellation! The strength of 10 is mine for my quest is righteous!

jarbaby

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Well my horoscope says:You’re about to discover another dimension of your own character. You have the intellectual part down pat, but what about your emotional side? Learn to express yourself without words this year, and hear what isn’t being said. Give up fame and gain fortune.

So I guess I won’t be the celebrity that jarbaby will meet ;)…but I just might get lucky…

Keith

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So what’s it say for Aries?
(I’m not going to even comment on the title :eek: , espcially in light of what you posted for your sex life!)

Don’t you hate people who read over your shoulder and ask “What’s my sign say?”

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Well, if you’re going to have this party, you might want to hang on to your rubber.

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You guys are incorrigible, no wonder I like you so much.

Mine sounds good but when have you ever seen a really crapy horoscope?

Today’s planetary aspect bring with it the fruits of the hard work you began a while ago. At work, you might finally get the recognition you deserve, with compliments from the people you work with for your excellent results. The challenge now is to continue to work diligently to keep up the good work, so that you will be able to step up the career ladder soon. Don’t rest on your laurels, and show that you have even more potential than what you’ve displayed so far.

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It’s your own fault for incorriging us so much.

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hey jarbabyj - I’m a Libra, too. where exactlyy IS that item so’s I kin show it to my snookie to get him all prepared…( :smiley: )

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Hey wring! It’s in the June issue of Marie Claire magazine (with Angelina Jolie on the cover). They give the six month forecast. Perhaps all us libras can get together and have wild, successful sex in our piles of money this fall!

As for Aries…nothing spectacular, except you’ll meet a wonderful man in August!

jarbaby

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I am so, so very there.
Say, what’s the word on Pisces?

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How about Sagitarius? Anything good for me?

Oh, and my mom is a Libra - I’ll tell her to powder her PVC cat suit…

al.

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For me, personally, when I’m having wild successful sex in my piles of money, I perfer the $100 bills vs. lower denominations and/or coins (:shudder: )

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and of course, I also ‘perfer’ ‘perview’. :o

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A disturbingly mixed metaphor. I feel kinda queasy…

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Just so people don’t think I’m stupid:

Eat My Rubber is one of my favorite lines from National Lampoon’s Vacation, when clark w. grizwold is trying to out run a pickup truck in his family truckster.

I don’t have the issue of the magazine here at work either, so sadly, I can’t tell you what fortunes lie in store for all y’all. I only know Libra is READY TO ROCK.

jarbaby

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I too have the same horoscope! Have to say that I’m most excited about the rolling around in the money.

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Man, yours are better than mine:

My God, it’s full of stars!

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How did they know you changed your username??!?

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This gum tastes terrible…

I don’t follow my horoscope, since the universe decided to declare me a Cancer. And make the sign a crab. Thank you oh-so-very much.

Guess that means I’ll have to steal my own money to roll around in.

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And imagine that birthday boy - I’m a libra. :smiley:

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I’m a Libra like jarbaby but unfortunately I don’t read the astrology column. I do the crossword puzzle instead.

So I’m predicting that the Sunday Times Crossword for July 1st will contain clues such as “22 Across: A Famous Influential Person”, “17 Down: Jumpstart Your Career”, and “45 Across: Successful and Ultrasexy”.

Like so much of the rest of my life, I will only live it vicariously.

I will, however, be able to complete the crossword.