How am I only now noticing that there is a user named HeadNinja here? I knew about NinjaChick but somehow it escaped me that someone has a username so similar to mine. Did I see their posts and just subconsciously assume it was something I’d written?
Anyway, just a mundane and pointless identity crisis I thought I’d share.
Am I married to HelloNinja, HeadNinja, or NinjaChick?
I can never remember.
Remember- ninjas are like cockroaches. For every ninja you see, there’re five hundred you don’t.
54 users have the word ninja in their username, including such fine names as Neon Ninja Nightmare, Little Plastic Ninja, HotNinjaChick, GrammarNinja, and Dr. PimpNinja. You are in good company.
-xash
Administrator
Some try to hide behind a disguise but aren’t very good at it, such as **Lightnin’**ja
“The ninjas are deadly and silent
They’re also unspeakable violent
They speak Japanese, they do whatever they please
and if you take off their masks, they’ll be smilin’”
The Barenaked Ladies, from ‘Snacktime’
Viking Ninja must’ve been a hardass. Or just very confused.
Just out of curiosity, how many have “monkey”? There’s got to be plenty of us, too. Double points to somebody if their user name is “monkey ninja”.*
*Come to think of it, “monkey ninja” sounds pretty damn kickass
183 monkeys.
A_EVIL_MONKEY_LIVES_IN_MY_HEAD, CallCenterMonkey, everyone loves monkeys, imamonkey, monkeyonmyback, softy softy catchy monkey, Spank the Monkey. You’re in good company too.
And I’d pay to watch a monkey with a gun vs. monkey ninja cage fight.
-xash
Administrator
The only other xash was a troll who signed up when I became mod:
Is xash going to be a good mod
That was seriously his username. I guess I’m in good company too, eh?
But I’ll bet I’m the only practitioner of key-fu.
How may people with “pirate” in their name?
65 with mouse. A Nony Mouse, Anonomouse, Anthropomorphic Mouse, Loudmouse. Good company.
How many of us are evil?
A_EVIL_MONKEY_LIVES_IN_MY_HEAD, EVIL COW PIE, evilbunnycakes, EvilHamsterOnCrack, evilpoptart, Evil~Teletubby!, MonkeyMulesEvilSidekick, Muffins Are Evil, PuddingofEvil, unspeakable_evil. Evil company.
140 supers.
A Super Amazing Popcorn, Super Absorbant Diaper, Super Kapowzler, Super Nobody, supercalafrajalistic, Superfluous Parentheses, superkentclark. Super company.
435 with guy!
-4/-4 Guy of Dumbness, Askthepizzaguy, BigTuffGuy, freecellphoneguy.com, guy-in-corner, GuyShyGirl, hey! it’s… that guy!, Just Some guy’s coworker, JustAGuy, JustAnotherGuy, Ninja Pizza Guy, Pizza Repair Guy, T.Nguyen. Good guys.
I blame Frank Miller