Heh. I like this idea and would like to suggest a day when the use of your mouse is forbidden.
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Heh. I like this idea and would like to suggest a day when the use of your mouse is forbidden.
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Are we using “mouse” euphemistically here?
Steal a coworker’s lunch day (although I know many people feel that **every **day is “Steal a coworker’s lunch day”)
Noisy bodily functions day
Delete important files day
Share a virus (computer or otherwise) day
Wow, we really need more holidays in my workplace.
[QUOTE=Mindfield]
I think your mistake was not following Misogyny Day with Misandry Day – or possibly having them both at once, which could be an order of magnitude more fun on its own if it doesn’t devolve into the more generic Hostile Work Environment Day, or the not-quite-so-fun Sexual Harassment Suit Day. But as long as you’re willing to toe that line, there’s a ton of interesting ideas there.
- Suggestive Messages On The Seat Of My Pants Day
- Bring an Adult Toy to Work Day
- Sexual Innuendo Day
- Rude Tie Day
- Picture Me Naked Day (followed by Picture Of Me Naked Day for note comparison)
- Puppetry Of The Penis Day
- Erotic Moaning On The Phone Day
- Conference Call Orgy Day
- Proposition The Client Day
- Surprise Cavity Search Day
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I was thinking that a Misogynists vs Misandrists company softball game might be in order, especially if beaning batters is encouraged. Still, Mindfield, I have to ask: is your company’s Mission Statement “Stamp Out Virginity In Our Lifetime”? 
This Friday can be re-enact the Battle of Thermopylae Day. It’s a hit among the pre-school set, but might raise morale at work, too.
Tabby
[QUOTE=Count Blucher]
I was thinking that a Misogynists vs Misandrists company softball game might be in order, especially if beaning batters is encouraged.
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I don’t know how well that would work out. Anything involving women, large wooden sticks, and balls is bound to have a demoralizing effect on the male players.
Well, most male players…
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Actually, it’s “Engaging in profitable ventures for the purpose of allowing penis to ensue,” but I’ll bring up your idea at the next board meeting. They might like the narrowing of focus.
[QUOTE=Dopers]
-sexual inuendo day
-Random Cubicle/Office Reassigment Day
-Mariachi Band Day
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We’ve actualy had those at work, but random office reasignment is more like a quarterly event than a one day a year thing. And sexual inuendo day is every day here.
may I suggest
-pretend to be Scotish day
-no pants day
-excessive punning day
Scat Day. Particularly if half the office is going by one definition, and the other half is going by the other.
[QUOTE=lorene]
Steal a coworker’s lunch day (although I know many people feel that **every **day is “Steal a coworker’s lunch day”)
SNIP__________________________
Wow, we really need more holidays in my workplace.
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Heh. My bosses installed a security camera, focused on the office fridge, to confront this menace.
OMFG, lame. Peeing in your co-worker’s soup or coffee=funny. Stealing the salami=lame.
No-underwear Day.
Talking in Rhyme Day.
Bring Your Garlic To Work Day.
Thyme In A Bottle Day.
[QUOTE=Bippy the Beardless]
We’ve actualy had those at work, but random office reasignment is more like a quarterly event than a one day a year thing. And sexual inuendo day is every day here.
may I suggest
-pretend to be Scotish day
-no pants day
-excessive punning day
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Pretend to be Scottish and no pants day can be combined … leaving another day free for:
OPAL Day - Out, probably at lunch!
[QUOTE=Spatial Rift 47]
Today must be Whoosh Day. 
Pretend to be Gay Day
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Waddya mean pretend sweet cakes? :dubious:
Smash Broken Office Equipment Day
Spike the Water Cooler Day
Chili Cookoff/Flatulence Contest Day
Speed-to-Work Day
Porn Videos in the Break Room Day
Tell Customers How You REALLY Feel Day
Do Not Shower Day
Bring Your Kid to Work and Actually Have Him/Her Do All The Work For You Day
There have been threads on this message board that caused me to:
A) Break into inappropriately hysterical laughter.
B) Snort Gator-Aid all over my keyboard.
C) Miss important business calls because I was unable to stop laughing in time to answer the phone.
D) Make a excessive number of trips to the restroom due to laughter-induced near-incontinence.
But this is the first thread that has made me alternately laugh / try to restrain myself from laughing until I literally developed a pain in my side.
You people have actually caused me physical pain. I hope you’re proud of yourselves you twisted bastards.
These have been very popular at my work place:
Write your own paycheck day
Steal office supplies day
Access HR files and add vacation time day
and the ever popular
Use your corporate credit card for a personal shopping spree day
[QUOTE=Tupug Anachi]
and the ever popular
Use your corporate credit card for a personal shopping spree day
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not to be confused with Use your corporate card to pay for a hooker day.
[QUOTE=Kizarvexius]
But this is the first thread that has made me alternately laugh / try to restrain myself from laughing until I literally developed a pain in my side.
You people have actually caused me physical pain. I hope you’re proud of yourselves you twisted bastards.
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Well, today is “Make Kizarvexius laugh hysterically” day, after all.
[QUOTE=slortar]
Scat Day. Particularly if half the office is going by one definition, and the other half is going by the other.
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And that made me laugh.
[QUOTE=slortar]
Scat Day. Particularly if half the office is going by one definition, and the other half is going by the other.
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Or both at the same time.
What about Gorilla Suit Day? I think that’d be fun.
[QUOTE=JThunder]
What about Gorilla Suit Day? I think that’d be fun.
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Or furries day, where everyone wears an animal suit from the Trigger Happy TV collection.