I’m tellin’ you guys, “Candy Nips” is the way to go. Nobody wants to hear “sugar tits.”
But “Candy Nips” usually takes a second or two to sink in.
My office would benefit from a “Finally clean out the damn microwave” day, but nobody’s been interested so far.
Underpants on the outside day
Everyone’s name is Bob day
Booger-flicking day
Switch co-workers’ family photos for nudie shots of yourself day
Answer everything with a question day
Just one day? Big deal. Every day is Misogyny Day at my office. Except my coworker calls us “l’il fillies” and asks why we’re discussing the law instead of recipes. :rolleyes:
How about Show Your Weird Looking Skin Tab Day?
Bring All Your Pets To Work Day! (Especially cats, ferrets and large smelly dogs)
Projectile Vomiting Day!
Draw Fake Sharpie Tattoos On Your Co-Worker Day!
Zap Co-Workers Hair With A Clipper Day! (It’s a Jackass thing–and it’s funny!)
**Cubicle Volleyball Tournament Day! ** (I’ve done this one for real, with balloons)
Speedo Day! (Especially grand for the all-female office)
Rubber Band War Day!
Hang Up On Random Customers Day!
Penis Ensues Day!
Gorilla Suit Day is just a scam. Everybody knows that Acme Gorilla Suit Company and Ajax Gorilla Suit Company are run by the same people.
Excuse me for a second, someone’s knocking at my door.
Gorrillagram! :mad:
I want “wear foodstuff as clothing” day - but our Environmental Health and Saftety department has concerns.
We have those days at my office. We call them “weekdays”.
Well you know, election day happens to fall on the same day as the Biannual Cock Punch Festival.
Why are you posting this instead of ironing my shirt, bitch? :rolleyes:
Next Friday let’s have: It’s Snakes! In The Office! Day
I work at a radio station. We like to get our listeners involved in our office holidays. We have:
Chase the Sacrificial Goat Down the Hallway Day
Play Audio from Porn Movie Downloads On The Air Day
All Naked Radio Day (it’s actually worse to imagine us naked than to see us naked)
All-TV Theme Song Day
Coughing Up Large Phlegm Balls Day
Graphically Describe Your Wedding Night Day
Pretend To Be Paris Hilton Day
We used to have Braid the Receptionist’s Hair Day until she got a bikini wax.
No, the next line is supposed to be: “We’re the Senate Anti-Trust Committee.”
Or is my reference here too obscure?
Ooo! I like this one. And not just because I have the biggest rubber band collection in my office.