Lots of SO threads out there…
still together
you’re so pretty in pink
don’t hog the sink
you brush your teeth
while i wash my dink
all your friends don’t know why we’re still together
you’re reading cosmo
i’m watching porno
you sip a latte
i smoke pot
(laughs maniacally at lack of rhyme)
all my friends don’t know why we’re still together
well you still went to church when you were seventeen
it’s kind of an obsession you like the kitchen clean
whenever i come home you say “where have you been?”
and then the lights go out…
your mom married a man who married
the wife of a minister
if you think that’s bad well its sad
(maybe not quite so sinister)
and when you asked around i got down
i used all my temerity
boredom used to abound then you found
now it almost a rarity
and still our friends don’t know…
you know i still went to church when i was seventeen
its kind of an obsession i keep my motor clean
whenever you come home i say “where have you been?”
and then the lights go out
little miss perfect
you threw me onto my back
you made me beat up your ex-boyfriend
you make me wear your riding tack
and still my friends don’t know…
little miss innocent
i got you under my thumb
you like to fix the snacks on poker night
you let me do it to you up the bum
and still your friends don’t know…