Umm. Yeah. That’s it. (Well I am just about to go to bed).
Were I wearing what I was earlier (just guesstimates):
‘Casual Club’ Shirt: £20
Trousers: I’m not really sure. Lets say £40, on the grounds that trousers tend to cost too damned much (I’m cheap).
Belt: Probably £15, although it’s rather old and worn by this point.
Shoes: £30
Mobile Phone: £80
Wallet: £20 + £30 in Cash
Underwear & Socks: Not much. Probably £2 together.
Total: £237. That’s about $393.
I really shouldn’t have done that calculation. Now I’m going to feel all self-conscious… I guess I’ll just have to walk around town naked.
Hmm. Pants, socks, T-shirt. Don’t think any of them cost more than £3 brand new. And they sure as heck aren’t brand new now. Don’t wear jewelry, don’t wear glasses, not wearing watch.
Pair of sweatpants–$12
Boxer shorts–$4
T-shirt–$12
Handkerchief–$1.50
That’d be $29.50 and the privelege of seeing me naked. $29.51, if you include the patina of deodorant on my armpits, but I don’t think I’ll be robbed of that.
They are cheap and comfortable, and they actually look okay, but they are not durable. Which is okay, because some dog or other will always find them and eat them after about a month or so (my fault, I always forget to to pick them up after awhile).
This is one of the reasons I love working in theatre. My office attire:
T-Shirt: $12
Shorts: $18
Socks: $1
Shoes: Got them for free. I would guess about $50.
Boxers: $2
Cash: 78 cents
Total: $83.78 with the $50 for the free shoes, $33.78 without. You caught me on a dressy day.
$33.50 total… and this is how I go out in public. A lot of my clothes are bought from Value Villages when they’re having their 50% off sale, that’s why they are so cheap. It’s actually pretty good quality stuff. Admittedly it would be more if I was still wearing a belt, jewelry, wallet. etc, but I take that off when I come home.
If I arbitrarily take out the ring and the watch, it comes to $730. Price for stripping me of all in public? Rage. You may come up negative on the deal.