So someone robs you naked...

Ok…I just woke up so:

old thrift store t-shirt: $0.99
Old Navy pajama bottoms (from the outlet, of course!) : $2.99
bracelet I got from some junk shop on the boardwalk: $1.50

Total: $5.48

HA! Bring it on robbers, I’ve got nothing to lose!

wow, I completely forgot underwear (I am wearing some by the way) Still, that only increases my total by about four dollars or so.

Sitting at a campus computer:

Shirt - $30
T-shirt - $15
Jeans - $30
Socks - $3
Boxers - $5
Glasses - around $150
Bead necklace - I’ll hazard a guess of $8, being a gift from my ex-girlfriend
Watch - $5, which I’ve borrowed from someone else for the day
Wallet - $20, plus the $25 I have in cash and the $2 worth of free coffee cards
Swiss army knife - 15 euro, so that would be about $22 CDN, right?

Running total: $315

The real goldmine is my backpack, in which I have…

Four CDs - $80
CD Player - $110
Frisbee - $15
Two novels - $60
Digital camera from work - $1100
Coffee mug - probably around $20, though I had to make a donation of $125 to get it
Half-cup of coffee therein - $0.50

Adding in the cost of the pack ($65), the final tally comes to…

$1765.50

This, of course, doesn’t take into account the three kilos of research notes I’m currently toting around, which I’ll say cost me $7500, equivalent to two years’ tuition.

Head to Toe
Glasses $150
Shirt $12
Ring $50
Watch $10
Belt $12
UW $1.50
Jeans $20
Wallet $10
Cash $15
Gift Cards $90
Socks $1.50
Shoes $25

$397

Well, today is the official “Sit at my desk and teach myself a year’s worth of precalc and Spanish for my finals tomorrow” day, plus it’s hot, so I’m not wearin’ much…

plain blue running shorts: ~$15.00
tank top: $5.00
Underwear: $19.00
watch: ~$15.00
Glasses: ~$300.00
Necklace w/ claddagh ring: ~$100.00

Total: $454.00

shoes: 6$
ring:80$
jeans:25$
bra:12$
panties:3$
necklace:12$
braces:5000$
earings:12$

total:5150$

Well, aren’t I special?

black drawstring pj bottoms: $5.00
green tee: $10.00 maybe
fancy schmancy bra: $40.00
cotton panties: $2.00
watch: $200.00 or so about ten years ago
$257.00

Boots 180 Socks 5
Pants 12 Shirt 10
Glasses 150 Hat 8
Wallet, etc. $ 35

TOTAL $400 give or take

Field work today - the boots are worth their weight in gold, but everything else’ll just get destroyed.

Lets say I am going out to take pictures, and would like to listen to music too.

Coat - £150
Mobile - £350 (well, £100 of that is a deposit so £250)
Trousers - £20
T- shirt - £25
Underwear - £5
Shoes - £60
Camera - £550
Creative DAP jukebox - £350 (can’t remember exact price)

Total - £1510

Sweats: 15
Long-sleeved T: 15
Socks/undies: 5
My deceased gramma’s ring…

Uh. I’m done playing now.

Here we go:

Shirt - 55 Wife beater underneath - 10
Glasses - $300
Jeans - $45
Socks - $1
Boxers - $12
Shoes - $50
Ring - $15
Pack of Smokes w/2 missing - $4.25
Lighter - $1.50
Cash $16

$509.75. Not a great score, but after the glasses are gone, there’s no way I could identify someone in a lineup, so probably a clean getaway

Right now I’m wearing $25 jean shorts, $6 boxers, and a $12 t-shirt, so I’m a cheap $43.

In standard work dress:

Khakis: $40
Shirt: $35
Boxers: $6
Socks: $6
Doc Martens: $100
Watch: $20
Wedding ring: $2 (hematite, baby!)
White coat: $40
Stethoscope (draped jauntily around neck): $120
Neck cord: $2
Pager: ??? (I sure as hell didn’t pay for it)
Turkish eye, given to me by a patient’s daughter: priceless
Wallet: $6 (but you’d have to go to the Porta Portese market in Rome to get it)

In pockets:
Clie NR-70V: $400
Pens: $5 (I buy my own–drug company pens suck these days)
Books: Wash Manual, Pharmacopoeia, Critical Care manual, Sanford: I got 'em all for free, but they’d probably be around $50
Reflex hammer: $8
Free lunch coupons from the hospital cafeteria: ~$30

Total: $870. Not bad, considering half of it is the Palm.

Today would have been a good day to rob me nekkid.

Blouse- 150
Skirt- 120
Shoes- 350
Underpants- 17
Bra- 60
Hose- 10
Briefcase- 400
Planner- 250
Wallet- 200
Card holder- 75 (?)
Key chain- 75 or so
Bracelet- 60
Earrings-200
Toe rings- 20
Tote bag- 20
Rocket ship lava lamp- 50
Sippy cup- 5
Pile o’ CDs- 200 or so
CD burner- 170
Camera- 400
School keyring-- my life

So about 2832 bucks worth of loot. This contrasts with what I’m wearing right now, about fifty dollars worth of pjs and undies.

T-shirt: $15
Jeans: $35
Underwear: $10
Socks: $2
Wallet+Cash: $40
Cell Phone: $100
Glasses: $300
Watch: $350

Total: $852

Vest top £6
Jeans £30
pair of old knicks £3
new bra with seethru straps £25
Wedding ring £60
Engagement ring £500
‘First Baby’ ring £1000
Watch £40 (I have to change it all them time as I get allergic to them)

Total £1664!

Thats outrageous! No wonder Im always skint!

Shirt: 30
Tie: 115
Pants: 40
Socks: 5
Shoes: 60
Belt: 75
Glasses: 300
Watch: 400
Body: priceless

boxers: $5.

hey, i think they DID rob me naked!

Velvet skirt $1.00 at the Op shop.
Tights: $5.00
Knickers: $3.00
T.Shirt: $5.00
Jumper: $3.00 at the Oppo as well.
Not wearing shoes 'cos I’m home.

Grand Total of $17.00. Hardly a burglars dream job eh? :stuck_out_tongue: