She’s from California and she’s not a religious fanatic.
He’s announcing that he is actually Kang, and that Trump is actually Kodos, so Republicans really don’t have an actual choice in their nominee.
If nothing else, she’ll make him seem less homely. Actually I rather like the idea of knowing who a presidential candidate would pick as a running mate before he/she secures the nomination. It gives some insight into their decision-making.
No.
Well, maybe the whole “business” experience thing, but who’s he going to fool with that?
Bur her views are just as odious. And idiotic.
My son had the absolute best assessment of Cruz’s appearance. He said Cruz looks like that guy in the restaurant who says “I like the lasagna. It’s tasty and all but it’s not what I ordered.”
I’m less surprised that he would ask her than I am that she’d agree. What does she gain by attaching herself to a sinking ship?
The principle embodied by Trump- there’s no such thing as bad publicity.
He’s announcing a million dollar bounty for Trump’s head on a pole.
She knows which side of the check to endorse before the car service takes her to the bank.
I like how the news stories about this are 5% about Fiorina and 95% about how Cruz is desperate after last night’s Trump sweep. Way to change the narrative!
NO
NO and
Definite YES
Unlike Ted Cruz’s children, Carly Fiorina won’t cringe when he gets close to her.
NO. She needs to be facing the camera for an ass shot.
“Inexperienced female running mate meant to draw women voters-- what could possibly go wrong?” asks John McCain.
Maybe the announcement is his kids are declaring emancipation from him
That his broker is E.F. Hutton, and E.F. Hutton says. . .
This just in: a smoke demon with Cruz’s face left Fiorino’s hotel room and tried to kill Trump.
What does she have left to lose at this point in her political career?
At least people already know Fiorina, and she is capable of stringing a sentence together with words that make sense. So she’s got that going for her. 