Great, now Trump has to name a running mate to one-up him
Anyone who values coherence isn’t going to be voting for a Cruz/Fiorina ticket anyway.
And it’s confirmed - Fiorina as VP.
Man, this is just about the weirdest thing to watch live. The lady (white sweatshirt) over Ted’s left shoulder is amazing to watch. She looks like she would follow Ted through fire.
That should be put to the test.
First step, Ted walking into a fire.
How do you know that he’s not the mother of dragons (and therefore immune to fire)?
He’ll reveal he was actually born in Kenya.
Fiorina, for some reason, seems like she could peel off her skin to expose the lizard alien underneath.
Oh joy, the head of the Debate Club (you know the one, he’s always carrying a briefcase around) and the bitchy Head Cheerleader (even the second string defensive back from the practice squad wouldn’t date her) are running for President and VP of the student council.
Holy crap. She’s plagiarizing Cruz. She just repeated that line about Trump making billions supporting Clinton.
And she just tried to sing a little song.
Look close, she already did. It’s just that lizards from her planet have Terran flesh tones.
I’m thinking this is Fiorina’s chance to say in her memoirs that she was nominated as a VP candidate.
It certainly doesn’t accomplish anything else that I can see. She doesn’t bring a loyal following - even Rubio, Carson or Paul could have done better for that. I just can’t see the announcement as meaning anything more than “Crap! What do I do now?”
But she’s never seen Russia from her house.*
*Yes I know that’s from Tina Fey and not Sarah Palin
Sometimes I can be right. Then again, at other times…
Wow.
Trump: “I looked at everyone I know, and have concluded that that the smartest and best person for VP is me. Two Trumps on the ballot are better than one.”
See, this is why I won’t vote for Cruz. If he was considering Fiorino, he should have really made a bold move and announce her as VP.
Maybe he considered her but she was born outside the country. Wait and her parents were not American citizens at the time of her birth. Oh and wait she… dammit picking someone who is a NBC is tougher than he thought
Cruz-Fiorina: An all-lizard-people ticket.
Mark this date, people, it’s the day the Lizards made their first official move toward world domination.
Trump will have fun with that. “I’m very rich, you know, but the money she lost for HP shareholders makes me look like a pauper.”
I know quite a few people who used to work for HP and they all hate her guts - not that any of them are stupid enough to vote for Cruz anyhow.
When your ship is on the bottom one that is just sinking is an improvement.
The deal with Kasich, where Kasich told his supporters in Indiana to vote for him anyway, was bad enough. But announcing this early to get her massive base of support is worse. If Cruz were president would his response to a military threat to the country be announcing an alliance with Andorra or something?
I wonder which of his daughters he will burn before the California primary.