A gym membership (I think this will be my gift to myself).
A car stereo with an auxiliary input for my iPod.
A trip to Toronto.
A new fake Christmas tree (pre-lit, please).
Paul McCartney’s new album.
And…
Ditto!
According to Amazon, it releases on 12/20. 
A diamond ring, a trip overseas, an outfit from Benzer, and having my student loans paid off.
Hey, this was supposed to be without limitations, right?
I have “Brushfire Fairytales,” played only a couple of times. Want it?
Ha!
As long as all of the landing gear comes down eventually I don’t much care how I get there. 
My husband to get into graduate school.
The money they promised me to help buy a car.
Im waiting for it, as I have been for a month.
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And a BN gift card!
A 7" folding portable DVD player (second hand is fine)
DVD’s - “Brutal Planet” and “Good To See You Again, Alice Cooper” both Alice, of course.
The rest of the AC CD’s that I don’t have yet, starting with “Welcome To My Nightmare” and “Goes To Hell”. Oh yeah, and the “Life and Crimes” box set.
(Not that I don’t already have everything on tape or vinyl… )
The bike that got swiped last week… 
Better saddlebags for the bike I still have. Also, a good headlight with a radio - not one of the dorky looking kid’s ones.
I’ll settle for any one of these.
The cheapest solid-state MP3 player that will hold a few hours of songs and not fall apart when I run with it. My iPod’s hard drive has been getting really bitchy lately when I take it running, and I’d rather not (literally) run the thing into the ground when it still works perfectly for all other applications.
Also, the continuing love and patience of my girlfriend would be nice. And it’d let me fit in with the theme of the thread 
As long as you have “Zipper Catches Skin” you have all you need from Alice…
ELMO SHOUT!
I stand firmly behind my belief that “Zipper” is nothing more than a thinly disguised comedy album.
Hehhehheh.
(Well, really! “Dead Pet?!” )
I will settle for good health. Since Santa is magic, I’m hoping he will deliver…
A Coverstitch machine. But since no one in my family has any idea what it is, I don’t like my chances.
I’ve decided I’m a grown up now, at 36. So I actually want a couple of kitchen accessories. A vacuum sealer first and foremost.
If someone would have given me domestic type household items 5 years ago I would have been miffed, but now thats the only type of gifts I want.
I think I would also be very happy with some really good music and all of Jim Weiss’ story cd’s ( they are awesome condensings/condensations? of classic stories.)
Strangely enough, I don’t want anything. I never got this whole gift-giving business. Doesn’t anyone else want nothing for Christmas?
An in-his-field, career-type job for my unemployed husband (not delivering pizzas, although it’s going to come to that pretty soon).
To have the time, energy, money and opportunity to do a lot of celebratory things w/my family, particularly my toddlers. I’d like to create some handmade gifts for relatives, if I can get my kids to cooperate.
To give myself good health & longevity by becoming fit and eating right.
Money.
The hell with presents, I need something practical and money is it.
To get engaged. Sigh.
It’s not all that practical at the time, but I can dream, can’t I?