So what should I change my username to?

In My Humble Opinion
21

I think you mean Not Enough Flair.

If your going for a name to position yourself as an idiot, may I suggest Retardo Montalban?

22

I think 37 Pieces of Flair would be better than Not Enough Flair. Or perhaps Pretty Boy Brian.

23

Click here if it isn’t already taken.

24

:smack: Flair, I meant flair.
Retardo Montalban is excellent, too. My hat is off to you!

25

Okay… enough with the Office Space related ideas.

If I was going in that direction it would be PC Load Letter

26

Obviously you included dutch in your username for deep seated psychological reasons. I would therefore stick with it:

Dutch Elm Disease
Dutch Courage
Go Dutch
In Dutch
A Dutch of Evil

perhaps.

27

Even though it has nothing to do with anything, I like Dr.Poon as an homage to Dr. Poon (to keep the mods at bay).

28

Damnit! I just thought of DutchDigger or, if you’re a fashion forward kinda person VonDutch.

Or for the hell of it,PlaidSeagull,SlowontheUptake,SneakerPimp,or ScrewsAreLoose

29

I’m going to be purely selfish for a moment and state that I’m sick of being the only Vool on the board. (On the other hand, there are far too many Max’s of various sorts.)

And “vool” even sounds vaguely Dutch.

30

Retardo Montalban is the best one.

How about:

DrunkOnLatex
TechoTippler
Glossy Finish
Rita on a Cracker
Follow the Yellow Brick Load
OK, I got nothin’.

31

Well, if I can’t give Office Space suggestions, how about:
[ul]
[li]My Name is Muerte[/li][li]Remember Helsinki![/li][li]A Literate Burglar[/li][li]Why Not Your Pants?[/li][/ul]

32

I don’t understand why the discussion didn’t end with this fine suggestion.

33

Ah, gotcha.

Good luck, I hope you don’t end up with something too strange like Shredded Potato thrower or something.

34

I’m thinking something along the lines of VonDutchBoy , possibly. On the other hand, I hate those stupid trucker hats!

2 hours and four minutes until midnight, when submissions officially end and I’ll announce the new handle. (I’m going on US Eastern time, just like God would have if the world had ended at the dawn of the millenium)

35

Okay, so the server went all squirrelly and I couldn’t make the announcement last night…

I’ll do it when I get home from work tonight.

36

ReallyNotAllThatBright it shall be.

37

Good choice. I like it!

38

Damn. And I really liked dutchboy209.

39

I was going to suggest Crap Nelson, but since the decision’s already been made, maybe I’ll change my name…

40

With regard to ReallyNotAllThatBright:

We already have a NoClueBoy.