Cecil,
You do waffle a bit about this subject…but we have to say that we do agree…we do not know for a fact if it can be ralated to an egg white because we are wasted…but well done for that very convincng explanation…we are now about to conduct an experiment…my boyfriends a lucky guy!!! live long and prosper and if you slag me off I will beam you up!!! engage…xx
dont be so serious Cecil, you could do with a holiday in a nudist camp!! freedom of speech and all that stuff aka crap
maybe sometimes all your subscribers are looking for is a light hearted answer…to a light hearted question…science baffles anyone…but is it all shit??? so anyway from one light hearted person to another how many calories in a shot of SPUNK!!!
Enthrall us with your views…but dont bore us this time!!! cheers Cecil…
I take two hits of whatever she’s taking.
We’re taking a new form of attack which is called “on one”…which means fun fun fun…Cecils not taking enough of what we’ve had…and maybe if he did he’d enjoy the sperm without the calories topic…I am glad I have a boyfrind who doesnt take it seriously…happy shagging!!! fuck the calories!!! my bloke says hi…xx
pics?
[Barry Manilow]Oh Mandy
You Came and you gave without citin’
So they sent you away
Oh Mandy
You Posted and Started to frighten
So they said “What they Hey?”
Ohhhhhh yeah [/Barry Manilow]
Who shot who in the what now?
(Heh…punny…)
Though several rock bands are named after semen, I know of only two named after the ejacuation’s volume. One is 10cc and the other is The Lovin’ Spoonful. After a little checking, I found that a US teaspoonful is a little under 5 cc, the high end of Cecil’s 3 to 5 range. The lads in 10 cc, though, claim twice that! :eek: Buck Turgidson would be alarmed to see that, I’m sure. I never looked up the metric conversion before, so I never knew the 2 to 1 ratio between the two bands.
The things you learn on the SDMB! We are all about fighting ignorance, even trivial ignorance. 
Wait - The Lovin’ Spoonful is named after that blues song:
Mississippi John Hurt, I belive.
Hmmm… songs… ok.
I’m sorry. I’ll leave now.
I mean, DUH!
I didn’t know that, but I think we’re still talking about ejaculated semen. In Willie Dixon’s Spoonful, (later covered by Cream) I’m inclined to think Willie was singing about heroin instead.
You mean this one?
(I like Howlin’ Wolf’s version)
I have wondered about that, myself; perhaps this is the spoonful mentioned in both songs.
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I think the real question is whether the thing is an energy-positive game.
Anyone know the caloric consumption rate of head bobbing?