So, what'd I miss????

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Well, my hard drive crashed and the SDMB has been deprived of my input for a couple of weeks now. I’m now back with a brand spanking new hard drive sans all my files, porn, saved emails, address book, bookmarks, mp3s and cookies.

So what did I miss here? Where should I immediately go to get caught up on any interesting flame wars, debates, questions actually answered, Cecil sightings, references to me ;), and anything else relavent.

Looking forward to mixing it up in the near future, gimme a troll to work over.

The facts expressed here belong to everybody, the opinions to me. The distinction is
yours to draw…

Omniscient; BAG

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Well, your longest threads thing popped up again today. But more interesting was a nascent flame situation with a newbie on your “modesty” thread.

Welcome back!

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Mostly, we just talked about you, Omni.

It was all deleted by the mods.

Something to do with slander and libel laws or something.

According to the Pope, a woman can be a saint, but not a priest.

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Almost forgot.

Welcome back.

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ARG took off.

Chief Scott’s girlfriend put him on probationary status.

Byz got mad because they said goodbye.

We flamed a bunch of loser newbies who tried to prove how smart they were. In every thread someone insisted it was another loverock scandal.

There was good stuff but I’m depressed today.

Oh, and some kid with a f***ed-up name joined the board. :wink:

The Ai\ Yue- Ha
FAQ:

  1. Eye You-way Han
  2. It’s Chinese.
  3. The symbols are tone marks.
  4. No, I wasn’t drunk when I registered.
  5. Just call me John, OK?
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Satan got a bible shoved up his ass… http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000242.html

I got shushed at Barnes and Noble… http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/001471.html

Makfistos wife is pregnant… http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/001467.html

Several posters have “Swiffer Mania”! http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/001480.html

That’s about it :slight_smile:
Welcome back

Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
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