"So, you're a fisherman?"

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Last night while at the movies with some friends, waiting outside, my brother-of-a-friend brought up something he learned about in this past few days; it was something along the lines of “If you have a Bachelor’s Degree and qualify after certain testing you can be paid to give sperm samples to a facility up to 3 times a week earning up to $600 a pop!”. This intrigued me, to say the least.

I then began pondering what life would be like as a Masterbator… but more importantly what the hell I would put into the Occupation/Job Title field of my taxes or a new job application (other than the Masterbator, of course). There are just so many possibilities.

It looks like I’m gonna need a hand with this one…

2

I suggest ‘Seed Harvesting and Distribution’
The Wikipedia article on sperm notes that Denmark is a sperm exporter, but the US won’t import sperm due to the risk of Mad Cow disease. Sometimes it’s hard to tell if a Wikipedia article has been tampered with, or if the world is just that weird.

3

I’ve played the game as an amateur most of my life. I had no idea I could go pro.

Too bad I had that vasectomy. You think it would matter?

4

I know this is MPSIMS, but I’m curious if that’s true. If you could keep up the 3-a-week pace, that’s $93,600 per year.

As far as a title, I suggest “Infertility Specialist”.

5

I have no cite… I’ll contact him later today and see if he can reference me to whatever source he came across. I never imagined the pay could be that good so I was a bit shocked/confused as well, thinking it was probably a misread or something. I’ll post back later on once I find out…

6

Palmist.

7

Please do. I’ll start working on my resignation letter for my current job.

8

I think you meant to write “cut down to” instead of “keep up.”

9

Phobe on friends “You’d be making money hand over fist!”

10

Man, I think I just found a new career, well, not really new but at least it would be a career. Find out more and were I could sign up, please.

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You need a bachelor’s degree to do this? Finally, I’d actually be putting my degree to some use!

And going by my degree, I suppose I’d have to list musician as my occupation. I just won’t mention what instrument.

12

“Gamete Wrangler”

13

I’d try to find a website about this lucrative position but I’m afraid my Wankel rotary search engine’s broken.

14

So, I think it goes without saying this position comes with it’s own Staff?

Tripler
Thanks, I’m here all week. Try the veal.

15

That could mean at least a couple of things.

That being said, I’ll take the job, but I’ll need an assistant. Maybe a couple of them.

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Well, I talked to my bro and he said the source was Manswers. His claims seem to check out…

Video

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Shouldn’t that be an r?

18

Only if you wash it first.