So you're dead, now what?

I was at this website, right? It just had the most interesting theme, writing a letter to the world, right after you’ve died. You don’t know how you died, you just happen to be dead.
What would you write?
In your last communication to the living world, what would you say?
Anyone care to share?

Kitty

‘Bill Gates is a Big Poo’

“There are billions of really disappointed people over here!”

Could we have a link to the site? Sounds interesting.

Mine would be…

“I exist. I sure was wrong about that one.”

Fran

Would it have to reach everyone in the world, or could I send certain parts to the living as a whole and certain parts to certain people?

If it was something every living soul would see, I’d probably be unable to resist the urge to say something funny, like “Damn, I *knew[I/] I should have joined a Mormon Temple.” or “Oh, well, guess the Branch Davidians were right after all.” :smiley:

If I could pick and choose who got what, I would probably want to tell my loved ones that they would be in my heart, and that I would miss them, wherever I’m going.

Would it have to reach everyone in the world, or could I send certain parts to the living as a whole and certain parts to certain people?

If it was something every living soul would see, I’d probably be unable to resist the urge to say something funny, like “Damn, I knew I should have joined a Mormon Temple.” or “Oh, well, guess the Branch Davidians were right after all.” :smiley:

If I could pick and choose who got what, I would probably want to tell my loved ones that they would be in my heart, and that I would miss them, wherever I’m going.

Sorry for the double post! Grrr… pulls out his Almighty Hammer of Smite Software Error™

I kinda doubt I’d have anything important to say to the entire world, though of course it depends what’s on the other side of those dark waters. (It sounds like there’s internet access, which on the one hand is cause for good cheer; on the other it would allow Godwin’s Law to function on a literal level. Good with the bad.) But it’d be nice to send it to loved ones throughout my life, letting them know how each has touched my heart, all hurts forgiven, and similar mushy stuff.

I’ll be back in 4 years with a zombie army to RULE!

Now that sounds more like what most people write. Let’s just say that whoever you feel like reading it will read it and no one else. If you sent a letter to the world most of them wouldn’t care anyway.

Kitty

Um… Could the next person coming pick me up some diet cokes? Thanks.

rolls her eyes at some of the responses
Alrighty then, maybe I should start something off…

I never thought that I would die without getting a proper chance to say goodbye and telling everyone how much you all really mean to me, you know that I couldn’t have done anything without you all. I tried to tell you that I loved you while I was alive, I would so scared that this would happen and you wouldn’t know that I really did care.

Daniel, you know I love you, sweetie. There’s nothing in this world or in any other that could change that. I am your pretty kitty, no matter what. Heck, if Carynn couldn’t and everything that happened in Mexico couldn’t(you know that it all happened because I missed you and I thought you didn’t care about me anymore, I know now that it isn’t true and you do care, I just wish it had never happened) and even through my hissy fits(I really am sorry about those) then you know that nothing can change my love for you, though since the start of this past school year you’ve left me confused about what your feelings towards me are. No matter what they were just know that I want nothing more than for you to be happy. I did everything I could to try to keep you happy, maybe I wasn’t doing the right things, maybe it was my fault that you weren’t happy, if it was, I’m sorry. I just want you to know that I tried, even though I suffered for it, don’t let my pain be in vain. Be happy. And I never could thank you enough for being there for me when I thought that no one in the world gave a damn about me, and for being so sweet and tender when you were worried about me. I doubt you could have ever stopped my self destructive habits, but it helped to know that you were worried and that you cared. Hell, the fact that you noticed the bruises, (okay the fact that I trusted you enough to show you) helped a lot. I love you, you’ll always be my silly puppy.

Rachel, dear, sweet, oblivious, Rachel, no matter what happened between us, half of which you didn’t even notice, I still love you. Even though we didn’t talk much anymore and Jess was more important to you than I ever was, I just wanted you to be happy no matter what I had to go through for that. Just ask Danny about it, he can tell you everything. And about that, can’t you both just try to get over it and get along? For my sake, please? Or read my journal, you’ll know why I loved my corner in SAT prep so much, I felt safe for once. Like I said to Danny, all I want is your happiness, don’t grieve over me, be happy, I’d prefer it that way. Remember the good times we had, like prancing around knott’s berry farm with flowers in our hair or prancing around disneyland without a care in the world. Remember how nothing could ever come between us, at least during freshman year. Remember how it seemed like fate that we found each other? Well maybe fate is getting back at me now…

James, I love you sweetie. I wish that there could have been more between us but I guess it wasn’t meant to be. I just wanted to thank you for everything. Thank you for letting me cry in your arms, for the sweatshirt that meant so much, for being a friend…
Family, I’m sorry, for everything. I know that I could’ve been a better daughter, a better sister, and I’m sorry I wasn’t. Mom, I do love you, even though you did put me through hell, you know that I always loved you. Dad, thanks for everything you taught me and just for being the person you are. Felipe, I never really got to know you, Cynthia, for being there to kid around with when you were in a good mood, Carlos, for being the greatest big brother ever, I love you all.

Bebe

I’m sorry if that TMI or too long or anything but I guess it’s just something I needed to get out

Bebe

ok. I’ll be serious. I wouldn’t want to write a note back. If I’m dead then I’ll just leave the world of the living to the living. I’d just be a memory slowly fading away.

I’m not fore sure but it’d probably go somethig like this:

Mom? If your reading this hopefully everything turned out okay for you. I know everything got really hard to deal with after dad left. You did one hell of a job. In less than one year you were able to create more happiness for my sister and me than dad ever could have. You’ve been there for us as a person. You’ve helped us to realize this world can be ours if we want it. All we have to do is stand up, grab it, and demand what we want from it. I’m not exactly sure how to really thank you. You’ve done so much for me in the short amount of time that I was here that I could never be able to repay you. You are without a doubt the strongest person I know. For that and other reasons I’ll always look up to you as my role model. Mom I really do love you.

Tonya: You’ve been a real shit of a little sister sometimes. You know what? I don’t care. You were always willing to listen to the things I said and help me blow off alot of steam that I had. When I had my surgery you waited on me hand and foot. You were a real sweetheart. I know you hate the fact that dad never gets in touch with you anymore, but you have a wonderful mom that is always there for you. If dad doesn’t want to talk to you it’s his loss. Your special and if you put your mind to it the only place your gonna go in this world is up.

Brandon: Your my brother. At times we’ve hated each other. There were times when I figured it’d be either me or you coming out things as a bloody pulp. You’ve got a bad temper and I’m over protective of mom and Tonya. You’ve chilled out now that you’ve got a girlfriend. I’m damn glad you realized what it means to have someone in your life that isn’t with your because they are related but because they want to be. You’ve got so much energy, and if you put it towards the right thing you could accomplish so much! Please be what both of us know you can.

Dad: I’ve not heard from you in almost 7 months now. That’s over half a year. Not a single phone call. No letter. No nothing. I honestly hope your happy with your new girlfriend. And I hope she’s worth more to you than all of your children are since you’ve ignored us since you left.

To all my friends: Justin your my best friend man. We’ve had alot of fun. High school would have sucked without you.
Heather what can I say? We’ve done some crazy shit. I’m glad your a mom now. That kid is gonna be real lucky.
Jayme you are a sweetheart. You made me feel good about myself when I was at my absolute lowest. You gave me self esteem when I needed it most.
To all the others. You were wonderful and it’s brightened up my life knowing you all.

Holly: You know how your supposed to save the best for last? Well I guess that rings truest here. Hopefully, since I’m gone, the things I’ve done with you in life will echo in eternity with me. I’ve cherished every minute I’ve ever spent with you. I think about all the good times and the bad times, the ups and the downs, the extravagent and not-so-extravagent. You know what they all made me realize? Life wouldn’t be living without you. I’d be a shell of what I am now. You’ve brought emotion into my life. You’ve helped me to see that things aren’t always black and white. My colors have swirled honey. I can appreciate the beauty of grey. Without you it wouldn’t have been possible. I could never write down all the reasons why I’ve been with you. I could probably sit for days and come up with new ones. For that I’ll always love you no matter what happens.

Hugs the Mighty Tiki God
Love ya sweetie

Kitty

No prob FPK no problem at all…

Not quite sure, but something like this might cover all the bases:

D’oh!

It would be a toss-up between

“I’m going to Disney World”

or
“Finally, some fucking peace and quiet.”
or

“Screw you, I’m outta here!”

or

“You’re on your own now”

or

“I hope your satisfied.”

or

“Honey, I left everything to the moonies.”

or

“I want to be buried in that pink frilly thing from Victoria
's secret.”

Or

“I did it my way.”

Or

“It was a very good year.”

or

“I’ve travelled the four corners of this Earth. I’ve loved many a good man, and I’ve fought many a good women. And, If there’s one thing I’ve learned it’s this: No matter what happens always… Ehhhhhhhhh. ::dies::”

Padin fain did it!

(you would only understand if you knew why I picked my username:))