I swear if I ever become and evil overlord, I am going to hire Arnold Winkelried as my head minion in charge of planning, keeping shit straight, and making sure all my subjects know what I want them to know.
Private messages, e mails, for all I know he has spray painted the message on the outside of my house.
No, the last was me. Sorry, I was in a mood to do a little tagging and I had this extra can of spray paint in my trunk. I hope your neighbors aren’t too offended at my verse, and I’m sure it’ll mostly come off with a little bit of hard scrubbing.
Stranger
The singing telegrams will be arriving shortly. I hope you all like clowns.
Less than a day to go!
Really? I had forgotten. Why isn’t somebody sending out reminders by email or PM?
Check the outside of your house for spay paint.
Actually, I tattooed the reminder into silenus’s house with a .30 caliber machine gun. I ran out of paint, plus I had some mil surplus ammo that was past the “use by” date, so…
Stranger
I’m happy you still had paint when you stopped by my house. 
Next time I’ll have my legions of flying monkeys skywrite “SURRENDER RICK” over your house.
Stranger
(I’m leaving in fifteen minutes. If I don’t make it, nobody hitch a ride from Rick again =^.^=) (I’m wearing a red, black, and tan Hawaiian shirt and an orange kitty hat)
Sorry guys but I’m gonna poop out on you today. I’m under the weather and don’t feel like a long hot drive. Next time!
Something came up and I won’t be able to make it. I’m sorry guys, I was really looking forward to this, too. 
Well crap, I missed it too. M parents were my child care, and they got home later than expected. :smack: By the time I jammed over to the Yard House with my kids in tow, it was 4:20 pm and I had missed you guys by 10 minutes. I asked for you and the girl at the front desk hesitated and then said “Oh, the Hawaiian shirts?” So you must have made an impression…
I will try harder next time, I swear. Hope there’s some good, embarrassing pictures…
Ok, so you turn left on 17th, not 14th like I said. And the left turn was on Ogle, not Ogden. You got there, right? Stop persecuting me! After 6 beers I’m lucky I remembered how to get to Hi-Times at all.
Congrats to our prize winners:
xash - bourboned cherries
Arnold Winklereid - mead
Girlfriend of Iamthewalrus:3= - mead
BraheSilver - Crown Royal
Stranger On A Train - Linkwood single malt
Sorry, other end of the table. I think Asimovian’s cap jinxed you.
Yeah, and his baseball team won, too, despite allegations that I was somehow hexing them by making perfectly innocent comments about their progress.
silenus, I looked up the Scotch and found a bunch of glowing reviews, so now I’m almost ashamed to open it up and drink it by myself. We may need to have a mini-fest of whiskey connoisseurs to share the burden. Anyway, as the big winner, next time around I’ll provide the top shelf prize; perhaps a bottle of Red Breast or Knoppogue.
Stranger
Scotch tasting!
I’m in!
17th Street? Ogle? Where the hell did you send them, silenus? 
My cap brought good luck to all the winners AND to my team, so I’ll thank you not to criticize.
Oh, and if the parents of Silver Tyger Girl are reading this, we’re sorry, but it turns out Rick was crazy. (I kid, I kid!)
So…who’s up for a mini-bowling 'fest in Pasadena?
Hi-Times, of course. Rick was the smart one and just followed me.
I’d love to go, since I couldn’t make it today. My mom’s blood pressure was acting up, so no child care, and therefore no Dopefest for me. Let us know when and where, OK?