You guys have nothing on the Detroit contingent. We had a date planned out and done. We’ve got our shit together!
This is Southern California dude, we’re like, more laid back.
Hello? Ann Arbor, Michigan? It’s almost a misdemeanor to NOT have pot on you.
Ann Arbor, eh? I think you just volunteered to deliver Zingerman’s to our gathering. 
Such a strident viewpoint…you’re harshing the vibe man. 
It’s a lot of work getting this group together, especially since we’re including San Diego through LA through the SFV and beyond. Getting people that live 150 miles apart in one time and place takes work! And at least 3 pages.
You’ll pry that yummy bread away from my cold, dead hands.
I had Zingerman’s for lunch last week. Be jealous.
You are evil. Of course, we’re making plans during this Dopefest on invading and wiping out Michigan and some portions of Canada, so you won’t pester us for long.
But perhaps I’ve said too much…
But not the UP, that would be too much work. But then again, we’ll have been drinking so who knows.
What’s dahyoopee ever done for us?
BURN (hiccup) IT!
You’re harshing my mellow, dude.
I want to go surfing. pout
You soft West coasters can take us gruff Midersterners out? Pshaw! We have fresh water!
…and little else.
Please…I work with a Michiganite who is still slightly suspicious that “soda” is just a Californian’s snobby way of saying “pop.” I’ll give you grumpy, maybe, but certainly not gruff.
Why don’t you come on out for the Dopefest? We promise not to hang you up on the Hollywood sign as an example to other furriners – honest!!
No, we’ll just make him take a very long walk on a long pier.
That’s because it is “pop”. We’re nice to you messed-up folk.
If you had a date, I’d consider it.
Note to self. Michiganites have:[ul]
[li]Poor people skills[/li][li]Poor reading skills[/li][li]A short period of time to get out of Michigan before the impending DOOM[/li][/ul]
I’ll see the rest of you on April 27th. 
I saw the date. I was picking on you guys…sheesh!
I’ve never been out west. It might be fun. Who wants to house me??
By the way…I’ll take those Dodger tickets…
Might be fun? Tough crowd.
I can’t offer to host as we may have a nephew staying with us at the time, but I’d encourage you to come on out. Lots to see and do! And it won’t even be blazing hot yet. Plus, you get Dopers and alcohol. How do you lose in that scenario?
…I don’t drink?
Yes, this insanity is naturally fueled. Be afraid.
Perhaps, but many of the other Dopers do, and you’ll find them vastly entertaining as such.