Some days, it's fun to be a headline editor.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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SANTORUM SURGES FROM BEHIND IN IOWA

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Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there!

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Tired Gay Succumbs to Dix…

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LOL! Listening to the radio on the way home, I kept wondering if they were using the word “surges” on purpose, but that headline leaves no doubt.

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Does he also have diarrhea of the mouth?