In this case, the speaker cannot, through no fault of his/her own, make it clear what he/she wants because of his/her accent. Ergo, he/she cannot **distinguish **between the two, to the satisfaction of the listener.
Perfectly legitimate use of the word distinguish, if you ask me.*
*And I am, if you check my profile, a cunning linguist. 
Cockfighting involves chickens.
Wow, first two responses completely miss the point.
Spending the night is optional.
Bumped.
Here’s an interview with Andy Cowan, a former contributor to the show (he’s the guy who came up with “The Opposite,” in which George ignores his instincts and does the opposite thing). Some of Cowan’s never-used ideas appear as bulleted points below the “The Puffy Shirt” etc. headline near the end of the story - some of those could’ve been pretty funny, I think!
Damn, if I didn’t know beforehand, I would have sworn those were actual episodes that I somehow had missed.
Those would have been great episodes.The orgasmic sneezing almost writes itself; Kramer walking around with a pepper shaker in his pocket…
NEW ONE: Chicks don’t like it when you give their navels voices.
A friend of mine in Ohio just emailed me to say he saw a great license plate today:
YADA X3
How do you eat your candy bars? with your hands??
I like ASSMAN. Shows that proctologists have great senses of humor! 
There’s a Festivus for the rest of us!
Visiting a dentist whose lobby magazines are porn, can be dangerous.
Maybe a dingo atecha baby
I think it moved
**COROLLARY: ** Not all letters in “Penthouse Forum” were made up.
People will think you’re a caveman if you walk without moving your arms.
People will think you’re retarded if you try to talk after a shot of novocaine. (Wearing funny trainers helps too.)