Looking through a list of quotes, I came across the following which amused me:
“I love being a writer. What I can’t stand is the paperwork.” --Peter De Vries
“All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.” --Walt Disney
(Yeah, sure, easy for him to say. Ask Hillary Clinton. Or millions of people living in abject poverty. --KlondikeGeoff)
“It’s become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.” --Albert Einstein
“Before I came here I was confused about this subject. Having listened to your lecture, I am still confused. But on a higher level.” --Enrico Fermi
“Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley temple could do it at the age of four.” --Katharine Hepburn.
“The only person who should use the possessive “we” are kings, newspaper editors, and persons with tapeworms.” --Mark Twain
“Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who had put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.” --Kurt Vonnegut