There is something very fundamentally wrong with children playing with ANYTHING called “The Fuzzy Pumper”.
That is all.
What is “The Fuzzy Pumper”? I haven’t seen it in any toy stores I’ve been in recently.
That site’s a little scary, if you ask me.
Look over on the left.
“Head” ?
“Play GrownUp”?
“Ride-Ons”?
Where is the fuzz, anyway?
That “Head” one had me too. Until you click on it. They should have at least put “Mr. Potato Head” in the same line together. Cripes. 
Open to interpretation, much? Do the words ‘extrude hair’ freak anyone else out?
Well, I shudder to think what they’d be extruding if lieu had designed it.
Extremely simple.
The Fuzzy Pumper® Barber and Beauty Shop and similar toys in the Play-Doh line is so named due to the fact that you can pump down on the figurine, giving a head of fuzzy Play-Doh hair.
Get your minds out of the gutter (which, thankfully, is not trademarked. I checked.).
Although I will admit it does sound like some sort of sexual act. But I am 100% sure that Deminski and Doyle wouldn’t have gotten in trouble if they talked about the Fuzzy Pumper instead of what they did talk about.
I’m sorry, but I’m completley incapable of keeping a straight face about a webpage where the title bar is: “Play-Doh Electronic Fuzzy Pumper Buzz Cuts.”
“Fuzzy pumper” is so my new favorite euphemism for penis.
But I’d feel so…dirty if, say, one of my little cousins had one…“Hey kiddo, want to go play with your fuzzy pumper?”
I had a 'Fuzzy Pumper" when I was a kid, minus the cool battery-powered shaver. We just had some plastic scissors. 
IDBB
Jeez, is nothing left to the kids’ imaginations anymore?
“The Fuzzy Pumper” was the movie Paul Reubens was watching, right?
Perhaps I’m thinking of the George Michael bio film.
Hmmm.
“The Fuzzy Pumper”. Hmmm… dirtier sounding than “sucker-man”, not quite as dirty sounding as the “Rumper-Bumper rump bumping balloon” and not nearly as dirty (in practice anyway) as the ‘Harry Potter vibrating broomstick’.
Hijack!
My firm once worked on a patent for a product called “Unlce Booger’s Bumper Dumper.” It was a toilet once could attach to the truck’s bumper and poop on.
Hey NinetyWt
My parents once used you to disguise the knocking made by an S10 pickup with a bad motor before trading it in to a dealer. How does that make you feel?
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Someone fwd’ed me the website a couple years back ( www.bumperdumper.com ) … I bought the T Shirt.