I have a particularly method of masturbating that freaked out my last boyfriend. To my knowledge I’m the only person who does this, though I can’t imagine other people haven’t learned the technique, but to me it’s far more pleasurable. Rather than give way TM-TMI, I’ll just say this: though I can do it by the conventional method I much prefer to masturbate when my penis is flacid rather than erect as 1- it’s quicker and 2- the ejac is usually more satisfying.
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
No you always don’t. Let me explain. If I have many orgasms in a short period, the first ones will be normal with regular ejaculate. After I get past three or so, if I do ejaculate, it is mainly clear liquid instead of white semen. Sometimes even that runs out for a while and there may be no ejaculate during an orgasm but oddly enough, the orgasm seems even more intense during that time. Then, it seems to replenish itself for a while and the circle of life continues.
I think I have guessed your dastardly secret! I had to puzzle that one out for a bit but I’m on to you now. I’m hip to your jive.
**Shagnasty ** I’m vouching for what you’re saying. My ex used to run out of ejaculate before he ran out of orgasms.
Whats so TMI about it? Come on, considering I used to be capable of giving myself a blow job, I can’t imagine being disgusted at someone else’s masturbatory habits here. Yeah, I can masturbate+orgasm without an erection too. Only takes 15-20 seconds if I’m really pressed for time. Hell, I can have it happen so fast I get the erection after the ejaculation. Of course I couldn’t blow myself while flaccid- I can’t reach that far! 
I also used to put both fists end-over-end like a pseudo-vagina, but I’m guessing this is fairly common and not in TMI territory (though I don’t know anybody who has actually tried it. But if I thought of it, plenty of others have already).
Never humped fruit, though. 
I cry when I masturbate
That’s so weird; I also cry when Dr. Dog masturbates.
Strangely enough, it makes the baby Jesus hot.
Great.The library filter will let me read THIS lot,but has decided that the Secret Santa thread is unsuitable.I know which one I’d rather see :eek:
I haven’t had sex since Clinton was president (not that it was with Clinton, though little Georgie Stefanopolous seems doable). I am literally to the point that doorknobs and Della Reese are starting to look damned good.
I just had a haeart cath done, since they weren’t sure which side they would use, they shaved both sides of my groin.
As a result, my pubic hair is now cut in a Mohawk.
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So, I’m not the only one who dreams of being the opposite sex in dreams. And masterbates as said sex in dreams. I’m a girl BTW.
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And here I thought I was the only one. Well, I never, ever have sexual dreams*, but I have imagined being the opposite sex (male) when masturbating.
*I almost never have vivid dreams of any kind.
Er, how does one get anything done while flaccid? Is this something I should already know about?
Have you heard this one? Two guys were walking down the street and saw a male dog licking hs genitals.
Guy #1 says, “Gee, I wish I could do that.”
Guy #2 says, “I bet he wouldn’t let you!”
I haven’t read a single post in this thread. What I do, is I print out threads I want to read and read them while I go to the bathroom. I printed this topic out just a few minutes ago and will read it on the john.
the way I heard it, Guy #2 says, “If you pet him, maybe he’ll let you.”
You’re probably one of those people who can’t walk and chew gum at the same time But seriously, nothing special, the same general technique as while erect. Enough stimulation and things kick in on their own, you don’t need an erection for that.
the way I heard it, Guy #2 says, “I tried it and he nearly bit my face off.”
I lust after under-18 teen guys.
When I was 15 or 16, I could (and did, quite frequently, thank you) blow myself. I also swallowed my own ejaculate. All. The. Time.
I have intrusive, violent thoughts. They tell me it’s a common symptom of OCD (which I know I have).
I tend to stare at crotches. Both genders, doesn’t matter.
I just wanted to thank you for disturbing my sleep last night.
I read about half of this thread yesterday afternoon before work. This post was one of the least bothersome (for me anyway). I woke up in the middle of the night and recalled having some very weird dream about a bellybutton. People were staring at said bellybutton and getting very grossed out. I could not for the life of me figure out why the hell I had that dream but as I was perusing the thread to see where I left off, lo and behold, a reminder.
Thanks OtakuLoki, 'preciate that.
As for TMI…I am another poster who can suck her own nipples. Oh yeah, I generally post in the nude.