Personally I don’t see anything wrong with that, so long as they’re post-pubescant and adult looking under-18ers. I’ve seen 16 year olds who it would have been unnatural NOT to lust after, as long as the “look don’t touch” rule is obeyed.
I’ve got some kind of brown birthmark thingie in my pubic hair region, just under the size of a dime. I hope a possible future girlfriend doesn’t think it’s an STD. That’s gonna be an awkward moment when that time comes. “No really! It’s not syphilis!” :dubious:
Me too! Although, since I look under 18, they hit on me too and it’s sad to have to turn them down.
I stare at exposed boobies. In fact, I was thinking of making a thread on this subject.
I’m a total top.
As memory serves.
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Larry Mudd: What an awesome story. Wow.
LOL! Way to mess up your chance at achieving every man’s dream.
This reminds me of a story my kinda-sorta-almost-girlfriend told me when we had our big fling this summer…
One day she was smoking pot, and she ghosted a hit (meaning she accidentally swallowed the smoke instead of exhaling it). Fifteen minutes later she was grocery shopping and the smoke decided to finally come out, through her nose. A little girl pointed at her and said “Look, mommy! It’s a dragon!” Mommy quickly fled the store with daughter in tow.
Reminds me of another story, this time from my friends at college from (the same high school in) Phoenix.
One of the group was an extremely homophobic male, and everyone suspected that he was in the closet because he was so adamant about not being gay.
Well, one night he was at a party and he got Tucker Max Drunk and made out with another dude in the hot tub. He had no recollection of it at all. When he found out, he was about ready to kill everyone. 
Grotty little wanker. 
I’ve only ever had multiple orgasms once. I was masturbating and decided to see if I could keep going after one. Yup, I could. I’ve tried it a few times since then and it didn’t really work out.
I’ve been having quite a bit of sexual trouble recently. I can’t really get any (lucky I’m back in San Diego where I can hook up with a few old flames) and when I do I only last for a few pumps. I’m great at fingering, though, and I enjoy giving oral sex. My last (and only) GF said I was the first guy to ever give her an orgasm, and that’s impressive considering what I found out later was an extensive sexual history. Of course, if she lied to me about how much sex she had had, she may’ve lied to me about that, too. (She didn’t lie to me about being disease-free, at least–I went and got tested the moment I found out she lied about her history.)
BTW, I wouldn’t care how much sex she had had–I only cared that she lied to me. She had told me she had only had three sexual relationships. When I had a 3-hour-long makeout session with her best friend a couple weeks later (yeah, I know, pot calling kettle black) she literally laughed out loud when I said that the ex had told me she had only had sex with three guys, and then she said something to the effect of “Yeah, and I’m Shaquille O’Neal”. Grr. Why can’t people just tell the truth?
How true. Know and love the clitoris, Incubus. The wimmens will love you for it. They’ll forget all about your ED when you can work the clit and G-spot.
Dude, this is the TMI thread. Tell us. Use a spoiler box if you must.
Right there with you.
How you doin? (No, really, I’m legal! And Arizona is a dry heat!)
After exhaustive testing a couple of days ago, I’ve found that 1.5 hours is about my upper limit on how long I can masturbate before my manbits get all achey.
Mine is about 45 minutes…as proved yesterday.
DP porn really turns me on.
I’ve wanted to be in a threesome (MMF, FFM, or FFF) for some time now, and I know the bf wouldn’t mind any of the combinations (especially the ones he can be involved in), since he’s also bi. I’ve thought about bringing up the subject and mentioning one of his friends.
I have eczema and sharp fingernails, which means that at any given time, there’s a good chance that either my lower stomach or right boob is all red and scab-covered. This is the aesthetic thing I’d most like to change about myself (some people like “healthy” girls, and I’m not obese, but no one likes boob rash).
Due to some regular drug use, my period is actually REGULAR for the first time in memory (before, it varied from 5-7 weeks, and 2-5 days long. Now it’s every 4 weeks for 4 days). But I get a lot of that dark brown sludge for the last day or two. Still no PMS, aside from occasional “I’m gonna dig my ovaries out with a spoon so they’ll stop hurting” on the first day of my period.
I love scratching and biting during sex. Of course, if the guy says no, I don’t, but The Cody’s back is nothing but scars now (because he loooooves it).
I don’t like the smell of freshly washed clothing because it it doesn’t smell like me. So I wear shirts several times between washes (unless I get sweaty).
I’ve had several “wet dreams.” In fact, more than most guys I know. I have no idea how common this is in females. In the dreams, I’m usually have sex with complete strangers. I get off MUCH easier in dreams than I do IRL.
S’all I can think of for now.
Oh, Og yes. It feels like five seconds, max, in a dream. Let us say that five seconds IRL would involve masturbating like a motherfuck.
Now that I actually read the whole thread, I was reminded of more.
I’ve had sex dreams where I was a man, too.
I’m almost always nekkid when I’m online.
Sometimes I fantasize about anonymous sex. Like just being in a big orgy with a bunch of total strangers.
I haven’t been with a girl in four and a half years, and it’s driving me up the wall.
In fact, I think I’ll go look at porn now. I love having a cable modem for the first time.