Something about you that's TMI.

[Bippy_the_Beardless]

I se a TENS unit for both pain releaf and sexual pleasuring myself and when I have one my partner.

[Cisco]

@Bippy the Beardless

I se a TENS unit for both pain releaf and sexual pleasuring myself and when I have one my partner.

Are you pleasuring yourself now? Because that doesn’t make any damn sense.

[Hal_Briston]

@Kalhoun

Cricket masturbation? It’s a cinch:

First, if you were the kid in question, you’d be developmentally disabled and in a long-term care facility.

Then, you’d put a cricket in a jar, place the jar over your…er…area

…and let the cricket hop around a lot.

Cricket masturbation!

Could that be considered beatiality?

[catsix]

nyctea said:
Well I think it’s fun to watch, but I have never tried it with two actual guys, but have done it with a guy and a dildo (wow that is the most TMI I have ever written, you have inspired me.)

Two guys is pretty damn fun.

And also, apparently the guy can feel the other guy through the wall between the vagina and the rectum. That might freak some guys out.

Yup, they can. It didn’t seem to bother them any when I had mine. And yes, it’s possible to get two-in-one. No, it doesn’t hurt. It’s like fisting. You must work your way up slowly.

[Bippy_the_Beardless]

@Cisco

Are you pleasuring yourself now? Because that doesn’t make any damn sense.

:eek: there is no u in use or something like that.

I use a TENS unit for pain releif (it is an elctric devise that creates pain releiving sensation in skin and subdermal muscles). But it can also be used for sexual stimulation as I have learnt.

[Liz]

@catsix

Two guys is pretty damn fun.

Yup, they can. It didn’t seem to bother them any when I had mine. And yes, it’s possible to get two-in-one. No, it doesn’t hurt. It’s like fisting. You must work your way up slowly.

catsix, you are my new hero.

[Liz]

@foxymoron

Here’s a link.
Lots of info available there.
I’ve been using them for about a year and a half, and have been very happy with them.

Hey, thanks! I’m going to try them out, I think.

Thanks, Agent Foxtrot! I’m not a very good lesbian, supposedly, since I’m not a “let’s caress each other under the light of the pagan moon” type girl. :rolleyes:

[catsix]

My mommy would be so proud of me, bein someone’s hero.

Only I can never ever tell her howcomeforwhy I am someone’s hero because her super, ultra, naive brain would explode.

Just last week I had to tell her why she shouldn’t say ‘spooge’ in polite social situations.

[Liz]

Tell me about it. My girlfriend’s mother-in-law swears to us that she knew “a lesbian” who got “throat cancer” from swallowing too much “female semen.”

Those are exact quotes, mkay.

Needless to say, I don’t even try with her.

[Liz]

…try to make her understand, that is.

shudders and wanders off to bleach brain

[Liz]

Couldn’t have fucked that coding up any worse, no. That should have said:

…try to make her understand, that is.

shudders and wanders off to bleach brain

Sorry about the string of posts, mods. Won’t happen again.

[catsix]

Throat cancer from female semen? Funny how that only afflicts lesbians, because my exes would be in much trouble.

[Anaamika]

@chatelaine

…try to make her understand, that is.

shudders and wanders off to bleach brain

HAHA, you over-TMI’ed yourself.

[Kyla]

@chatelaine

Tell me about it. My girlfriend’s mother-in-law swears to us that she knew “a lesbian” who got “throat cancer” from swallowing too much “female semen.”

How does your girlfriend have a mother-in-law? She’s married?

:: confused ::

[Hostile_Dialect]

@chaoticdonkey

Whoops. Forgot to mention. I’m a guy.

I would still think it wouldn’t be that tough. I would figure older men of any sexual orientation would lust after younger specimen.

@nyctea scandiaca

Oh! Another DP aficionado! Well I think it’s fun to watch, but I have never tried it with two actual guys, but have done it with a guy and a dildo (wow that is the most TMI I have ever written, you have inspired me.) It wasn’t bad at all! I think it could work just fine if you’re gentle.

Yeah, I would think most women would find the sensation pleasurable. People can be so closed-minded, though!

@nyctea scandiaca

But I do think it woud be really hard to find myself in that scenario, that is, having two guys (who aren’t porn starts) who were willing to do that. I mean, because not many straight guys are comfortable with having their penis and testicles that close to another guy’s. And also, apparently the guy can feel the other guy through the wall between the vagina and the rectum. That might freak some guys out.

Again, it’s unfortunate that people are so closed-minded. I guess I would find it weird to ask a guy to join me in that. But I don’t think the act itself would freak me out.

@nyctea scandiaca

(Additional TMI: on the aforementioned DP video, that actually have a scene where both guys are in her ass at the same time. I mean, DAMN! I just don’t know how they did that one, that is really over-the-top, and probably not very safe/healthy for the woman!)

Yeah, I’ve seen this in at least one video. I imagine you’d have to work your way up gradually. If you think about it from the perspective of the actress, she’s probably pretty used to uncomfortable sexual situations.

@catsix

Two guys is pretty damn fun.

Yup, they can. It didn’t seem to bother them any when I had mine. And yes, it’s possible to get two-in-one. No, it doesn’t hurt. It’s like fisting. You must work your way up slowly.

I imagine it’s one of those things (feeling the other guy through the wall) that sounds really uncomfortable but in practice isn’t bad at all. Like swallowing.

And this discussion reminds me of a friend I had in high school who claimed to once have had 14 guys in her main theatre at once. Knowing her and her BF, I had to believe her. She said it was a little difficult to get used to, but once she did it was pretty fun.

[Liz]

She doesn’t believe straight people “do that”, catsix. I sincerely believe she had never heard of oral sex until she got up the courage to ask my girlfriend what lesbians do in bed.

Elenia, you hush!

Enormous sigh. That should have read my girlfriend’s mother; hence, my mother-in-law. Sorry about that, Kyla. I shouldn’t be trying to do 400 things at once.

[DWToml815]

I now feel more normal, and just a little more boring, than I have in years.

[TheFaerie]

@fetus

And this discussion reminds me of a friend I had in high school who claimed to once have had 14 guys in her main theatre at once. Knowing her and her BF, I had to believe her. She said it was a little difficult to get used to, but once she did it was pretty fun.

I have got to ask… Are you saying that this girl had 14 penises inside her vagina (or anus) at once or 14 men in her bed at once? I call bull**** on the first one. The logistics alone is impossible, much less being stretched open that far by that many.
But the gang-bang thing… now there’s an interesting idea…

And my TMI? I can’t think of any that haven’t been already covered by most of the adventurous sexual antics told her already. I have been fisted by one of my girlfriends, Thanksgiving night as a matter of fact. While my SO watched. That was quite fun.

TEDF (The “Evil Dark” Faerie)

[Hostile_Dialect]

@TheFaerie

I have got to ask… Are you saying that this girl had 14 penises inside her vagina (or anus) at once or 14 men in her bed at once? I call bull**** on the first one. The logistics alone is impossible, much less being stretched open that far by that many.
But the gang-bang thing… now there’s an interesting idea…

I’m not really sure, and it’s not something I’m incredibly keen to ask, to be honest with you.

[chaoticbear]

How DOES one masturbate with a grasshopper?