Am I the only one who thinks this is oddly moving, funny, disturbing and beautiful at the same time?
Hey, congratulations!
You just made me reevaluate every three-way scenario I’ve participated in as timid, plain-vanilla affairs. 
Wow. Can I just say how much I love the SDMB?
Ok. Confession time. Once I was drunk, at home alone, clad in nothing but a bathrobe, and went to take a piss standing up. I was very relaxed. Very, very relaxed. A gooey turd plopped out and plunged down onto the bathroom rug. Luckily, it didn’t touch the robe on the way down. Nothing like this had ever happened to me, before or since, and it was kind of horrifying–confronted with cleaning one’s own feces, you know. Not fun.
That rug received the most thorough cleaning any object I’ve ever owned has ever received. I swore no one would ever know, but now I’m telling you all.
:eek:
I had sex (really, really good sex) on the shore of Snow Lake (near Paradise) at Mount Rainier National Park. Got caught, too.
Sex with a woman during her period is no big deal. I cannot believe people are squeamish about that. A fluffy towel works well. One has to be careful, though. It seems like semen gives the usual bloody goo an enhanced ability to soak into things. Nevertheless, no biggy. Of course, having to clean hotel sheets and towels in the bathroom after such activities because she is embarrassed about, well, you know…that’s less fun. But I wonder. Hotel staff must need to handle stuff like that all the time. What do they do?
Pray for death? Curse the fact that they didn’t go to college? Reconsider that job at Arby’s?
Wouldn’t you stick to the garbage bag like you stick to a vinyl car seat? Because I can’t see that being very sexy… (Not that I thought the Carrie White’s Prom Night look was very sexy, but I guess I’m just uptight.)
An ex really wanted (well, really wants… oh well) to try the threesome thing, although I’m not sure where I’d find a guy who wouldn’t mind the other guy around. Personally I just think it would be distracting. Maybe I’m simple or something but I get distracted with 69 even - I’d rather just focus on one thing or another. And dosen’t it involve semicomplicated choreography, more “No, turn over… to the left…” than normal sex? I suspect I wouldn’t be able to relax and enjoy it. And I never could get into anal sex. Perhaps if I got really really drunk first.
. . . beats me, but I heard about this kid who masterbated with a cricket.
14 guys on one girl? 
What do they do, take turns and wait in a line?
I was watching a video downloaded from consumptionjunction.com. The sound didn’t work, and I assumed it was a gang bang contest to see which of 3 women could have sex with the most men in X hours. Most of the guys were just kind of standing around, wearing no pants and beating off until it was their turn. This one guy gets to humping, and they pan the camera to reveal that he is wearing a garbage bag over his head (to conceal his identity, I guess) with a pie-plate smiley face over that For some reason I was absolutely fascinated by this masked humping man.
Okay…I got one…I just watched my exhibitionist neighbors have sex. My wife told me that she went outside to smoke at 5:30 this morning and saw them with the lights on, blinds open, going at it. Well I told her she was seeing something different, and that she was full of shit. I had to apologize to her, cause I saw it and they were definitely doing the deed…with the windows open and the lights on…I mean if they didn’t know someone was watching, why would they wait till they are done, then shut the blinds.
Grr, either way.
Wow, this is totally weird. My first post in about a year, and it’s on THIS thread.
Ok, a couple of TMI’s that haven’t been mentioned yet.
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I’ve spent 3 weeks as a patient in a psych ward. AND I hid from my doctors in the closet in the room. AND I still regard that as the sanest thing I’ve ever done.
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I have a third nipple. (I can’t suck it though :D) It’s not a “full-sized” nipple, per se, but a nubbin kind of thing that sits on the underside of my left boob. I used to be totally embarrassed by it, but now I think it’s kind of cute.
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Speaking of boobs, I’ve named mine. “Butch” is the left one and “Femme” is the right.
I hope you’re a female. :eek:
Whatever you do, don’t get it removed. It may turn out the be the source of all your powers.
I can pee standing up.
I am SO going to print out this entire thread.
Don’t! Incriminating evidence!
Can’t we all??
How 'bout accuracy?
TMI, not really much 'cept I got the third nipple thingy too, small but noticeable, and FOOT FUNGUS on my right foots big toe-nail. Yucky.
nothing in the sex department except I picked up a girl in a club in Jamaica and she enlisted the help of a third stranger (a guy) for a round of threesome that night in my hotel room.Then the two of us (the girl and me) had unprotected sex for three days straight, I might have a Jamaican child out there some where.She was not on the pill.That was actually my third threesome encounter.
It’s a secret of the Shaolin Temple…
Yes. Yes it is. It’s even more fun if you add a second girl to the mix. 
I believe wiggumpuppy was poking fun at you, since your question was asked and answered on page 3.
I can safely declare my fetish for boils,pimples and zits.I feel that to be much healthier than my crush on Holly Wells.
I nominate this thread for Thread of the Year
Haven’t found that to be true. I have found that having another girl there is a turn off for me.