Something about you that's TMI

[Santo_Rugger]

@Illuminatiprimus

I was going to ask this. I mean I’m not against cradle snatching necessarily but I think you should at least wait until the person in question has been given birth to before tapping them.

How about the mom?

[kevja]

@SuntanTigerTamer

This has been the most interesting and laugh out loud funny thread Ive read in a long damn time.

I have nothing much to contribute. The closest I’ve ever came to anything like what seems par for this thread happened about two months ago when my girlfriend asked me to pee on her.

I declined, and told her she wasn’t pretty enough

The line in your spoiler box is laugh out loud funny.