http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010321/od/moose_dc_1.html
Keith
Hey, someones writing about me!
ODIE!!
I told you to keep an eye on Lars while I was gone, and you let him do this??
I guess the obvious bad jokes are: a) that moose is really horny and b) I thought my love life was bad.
Keith
An interesting article, apparently. You’re not the only one who noticed it. And my love life is bad when I realize this moose is seeing more action than me, even if it’s with a freakin’ car. 
I sympathize with the moose–that’s about how women treat me. 'Course, I never thought of registering my displeasure with them in quite that way.