Kiddy porn in the closet. What NOT to find spring cleaning.
Young children swallowing inappropriate objects
**Happy Tax Day, y’all
Beagle gets hurt**
Did the IRS kick your dog because you didn’t pay your taxes?
Different site, but I found it amusing enough to mention. From Snopes’ What’s New section:
Tsunami Prediction (15 April 2009)
E-rumor claims a solar eclipse will touch off an earthquake and a devastating tsunami on 22 July 2009.
The Death of Common Sense (14 April 2009)
Obituary laments the passing of common sense.
**BIG bugs
Beagle gets hurt **
:eek: If they’re beating up beagles “big” is an understatement !
I’ve been eyeing these two:
**Success in the arts without a pretty package.
Britain’s Got Talent meets Les Miserables
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A threefer:
If the Straight Dope had a theme song…
My Auditory Hallucinations
We Didn’t Start The Flamewar!
The Straight Dope’s theme song should be We Didn’t Start The Flamewar, as heard in Quasi’s auditory hallucinations.
My two-year-old daughter is reading…
The most dangerous things on Earth (according to Mom)
Newt Gingrich for POTUS in 2012
Afghan womens protests
A survey to help Jurph get his Master’s Degree
Why do people shake their legs while sitting down?
:dubious: Uhm, what are you getting your Master’s Degree in anyway?
Don’t think I’ve found one using one of my own titles before, but now we have in GQ:
**What was the use for this pond?
Male circumcision.
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or
**Oh Midwest, what won’t you turn into a salad
Male circumcision.**
So, my two-year-old is reading . . .
Pythons escape during a flight
Hold it - there was a novelization to that movie?
“Jules had had enough. The time had come to put an end to this horror. In a rage, he stood up and declared ‘I’m SICK of these MOTHER…’”
Just my opinion, but I’d start the kid of with something a bit lighter, say Dr. Suess.
**So I found a vibrator in my hotel room
The most dangerous things on Earth(according to Mom) **
They are the devil’s playthings, child! :eek: Touch your hoo-hah with one of those and you be going straight to H-E-double hockey sticks!
**So I found a vibrator in my hotel room
Google is a pervert **
Hey; it’s just a free sex toy to help enjoy all the porn that Google helps you find. They know their customers.
**Vulcan insults
Foreign humor you just don’t get **
VERY foreign.
**Why are some right wing leaders and spokespeople toying with the idea of civil war?
Pirate Bay Found Guilty **
So, someone threatens their illegal downloading and it’s war, eh ?
**25 and never been in a relationship
So I found a vibrator in my hotel room **
And now you don’t feel so bad about it
So, my two-year-old is reading . . .
Kiddy porn in the closet. What NOT to find spring cleaning.
Um… It’s age-appropriate?
** I saw my first dead body today.
“Mommy, isn’t he just dreamy?”**
**URGENT! I need some good LIARS!
I saw my first dead body today. **
And you need to lie about this because ? I don’t like where this is going . . .
**So I found a vibrator in my hotel room
I think I can finally breathe… **
Hey, if finding a vibrator freaks you out that bad, the problem isn’t the toy.
**Those Expensive Clear Soaps-Worth It?
The most dangerous things on Earth(according to Mom) **
Huh ? MORE contaminated products from China ?!
**What’s the Smartest Thing Your Pet Ever Did?
A time-traveling, hijacked MMP **
Wow, I don’t even know what that IS !
**New tabbeh kitteh
OMG! Why are tbey trying to give me a stroke! **
It’s what people do, kitty. On account of you being cute and fluffy and all.