**Shrieking little kids
Help me convince my boyfriend to split birth control costs
How would I get you to take off your clothes?
Vital advice for men regarding sex and candy.**
**Do transgender people have an ethical duty to reveal their history before having sex?
Is the Peter Principle a real phenomenon?
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**How would I get you to take off your clothes?
URGENT! I need some good LIARS! **
“I think you’re beautiful and sexy and I want to have a commited relationship with you- honest!”
So, my two-year-old is reading . . .
A disturbing scenario
What should I buy at Trader Joe’s?
Werewolves in Spaaace?
My Trader Joe’s doesn’t have those. Or wine. Stupid Pennsylvania laws…
**So I found a vibrator in my hotel room
OMG! Why are tbey trying to give me a stroke! **
That’s what they’re for…
I Saw My First Three Way
"Mommy, isn’t he just dreamy?"
Wow, that must have been an awkward scene.
**Parents- what is it that the rest of us can’t understand?
Shrieking little kids **
Oh, we understand them all right. We just want them to quiet down.
So, my two-year-old is reading . . .
Son of Sequential Threads, Part II, From Space
But will he/she get the jokes ?
Single Chinese male/female ratios now @ 120/100. How will this effect their society?
**What is the rationale for opposition to same-sex marriage?
**Someone may have the answer …
**So, my two-year-old is reading . . .
Unabashed kitty porn. . **
:eek:
Is There A Limit To A Dog Dug Hole?
I saw my first dead body today.
Awwww, little kid reading Cat Fancy… probably with a cat curled up next to them…
Unabashed kitty porn. Or, mah kittehs, let me show you them.
"Mommy, isn’t he just dreamy?"
Showing your children cat porn is a little disturbing. Having it turn them on is MORE disturbing.
**The Internet and the elderly
Taboos in the future **
“Stay away from the computer Grandpa ! You know God doesn’t like old people to surf the net !”
The cultural downfall of the full size van
Shrieking little kids
Sometimes the van’s a-rockin’ because there’s a family of twelve jumping around in it.
**Single Chinese male/female ratios now @ 120/100. How will this effect their society?
If not Bush, then who?
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In the Pit this morning:
Moronic Cops!
Tak the whole f-ing donut!
Nothing like stereotyping… 
**Word Spellings You Hate
Werewolves in Spaaace?
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**Can a naked picture on the internet really cost you a job?
Do you carry a picture of your SO?
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Is it naked?
Vulcan Insults
“Mommy, isn’t he just dreamy?”
Taboos in the future
Calling baby boys "little man"
What was being celebrated last night? (April 20)
Word spellings you hate
Hey, I’ll take a holiday to celebrate word spellings I hate, as long as I get a day off work.