Now, that’s one dumb thief!
Checking into a hotel without a credit card
Actually, not wanting to leave a paper trail is pretty smart.
** I’m going to quit my job tomorrow (first time for me)
Free Dress Shirts for Job Interviews to Fight Unemployment
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Don’t forget your shirt!
**Smiling at random people in the street
So, I have a new gun.
Things that make you go “hmmmm” **
**Someone breaks into your house with intent to do you harm. What are they met with?
Licking Your Finger to Turn the Pages**
I suppose it might work on extremely bibliophilic or germophobic burglars…
In New Posts…
**What do you call your parents-in-law?
My Cat is Dead/Fuck you Dreams **
I wish it was more obvious which was which.
**Someone breaks into your house with intent to do you harm. What are they met with?
Life insurance- permanent vs term, and details**
You give an insurance spiel to burglars who break into your house? That’s got to be cruel and unusual punishment.
**So, I have a new gun.
I’m going to quit my job tomorrow (first time for me) **
**So, I have a new gun.
So, I have a new cat
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How does this story end?
**Going back in time what would you have changed to improve the planet?
Potting Soil **
**What “simple” academic concepts have you never been able to grasp?
Mesmerists, mediums and mind-readers **
**So, I have a new gun.
The [un]official “Get other Dopers to do stuff then post links to pictures” thread.
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Do stuff and post links to the pictures…or else…
Someone breaks into your house with intent to do you harm. What are they met with?
Ruminations about Porn
What “simple” academic concepts have you never been able to grasp?
Sex as a duty
There’s something dying on my attic steps
Our pet population is back at par
:eek:
** TV shows that work on a formula
House 3/30: Locked In
** to a formula (2nd thread inspired the 1st one
**Stupid Republican idea of the day
Ban straight marriage NOW **
Yeah, that’s pretty stupid.
In New Posts…
**Beagle gets hurt
Legal to eat your dog? **
Perhaps your Vet can advise how best to avoid freezer burn.
**So, I have a new gun.
So, I have a new cat
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** Only for those who don’t understand pi
A Tale of Two Turtles MMP **
Mmmmm…turtle pi
Straight-to-hell department:
Sex as a duty?
Young children swallowing inappropriate objects
Tired of hatin’ on the Texans?
You’re doing it wrong
Annie Xmas wrote:
Psst –
Look seven above yours.
**S/he Did What? Ways Your Family Still Shocks You
Sex as a duty?
Young children swallowing inappropriate objects
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Well, that’s two ways…