** Blackberry Cell Phone Holsters: Hilarious
So, I have a new gun.
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Don’t put it in the Blackberry holster.
In GD:
**Death penalty for child rape in Connecticut?
Why the hatred for the suburbs? **
So, I have a new cat
So, I have a new gun
So, I have a new cat
So, I have a new gun.
Share your merrily sadistic childhood memories
**So, I have a new cat
MAD’s: Anyone got a kitty for adoption?
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How about a gun?
**How do I get a dog to respect me?
So, I got a new gun
How to stop unwanted recurring dreams?
So, I got a new gun
Someone breaks into your house with intent to do you harm. What are they met with?
So, I got a new gun
Tell me about teaching in an inner city school
So, I got a new gun
Roommate dispute
So, I got a new gun**
Clearly, firearms are the answer to a great many of life’s problems.
j/k
And the So, I got a new cat thread was the direct inspiration for the title to my thread announcing my latest aquisition. I thought that they went well together on the same page. FTR, I’m a “cat guy.” I love the little furry Republican bastards.
A few I missed from GD:
**Iraq to begin execution of LGBT citizens “in batches of 20” later this week
So, I got a new gun
Who Killed Jesus?
So, I got a new gun**
Someone breaks into your house with intent to do you harm. What are they met with?
Yellowstone National Park
“Wow… your home seems so much roomier on the inside.”
What music was popular the year you graduated high school?
Epic Fantasy Music
Well, it was popular to ME.
**Young children swallowing inappropriate objects
April Fools Day Pranks. **
Pesto
Basil Paste From A Tube
I wonder if he could set off the supervolcano if a burglar came in. That would be a good deterrent.
If pot were legalized where would you be able to buy it?
Tell me about teaching in an inner city school
**Make a stupid choice with a stupid person and you’re surprised when stupidity ensues?
You’re doing it wrong…
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**Hands-Free Texting Announced!
Picking up dog food with one’s toes. **
Hands? We don’t need no stinking hands!
What would be considered a well-thought-out Passover gift?
The Most Base, Crude, Grossest Come-On You’ve Fielded
Yeah, that’s just what I want for Passover…
The Most Base, Crude, Grossest Come-On You’ve Fielded
Tell me about your maid
Best use of one hour to improve one’s health
gunpowder mishap
That probably isn’t the best way to improve one’s health.
I’m going to hell for this one:
Share your merrily sadistic childhood memories
No Joke: Deckhand chokes to death on fish in front of school class
I suppose that will be a sadistic memory for them when they grow up.
**Why would someone worship Satan?
Death and reproduction **
Ah, sex and death, the classics.
**So, I have a new gun.
Stupid AP Reporter **
He told on you, huh ?
**I’m on Jeopardy tomorrow 3/25
Young children swallowing inappropriate objects **
“What’s a really bad idea ?”
**Make a stupid choice with a stupid person and you’re surprised when stupidity ensues?
Oh, fuck. I have to do my taxes, don’t I? **
So you decided to let the stupid guy do your taxes and he forgot ?
Interested in a house…
Should I go into foreclosure on my old house?
Why don’t you just try selling it?
**Why would someone worship Satan?
So why Palin?
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Well, I wouldn’t say anyone actually worships Palin…
**Music Choice, stick a cable box up your ass!
You’re doing it wrong…
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There’s a Right Way and a Wronf way for everything.