What does it take to be a successful self employed woodworker/carpenter?
Eating, Exercise and Sleeping
My grandmother is turning 105! Whoo-hoo!
Ask the old Fart who is finally just learning to play hockey
**Bathrobes (Need Answer Fast!)
A Penis Question
How did that turn out for you?
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He is here: Baby Boy, meet the Dopers. Dopers, meet Baby Boy.
A Penis Question
**Happy Hanukkah! **
Trifecta*. Not gonna add a tipping thread…
well…it coulda happened. 
**School movies they probably don’t show anymore
About a throbbing hot boy
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**Recommend some “Orcs with machine guns” novels
About a throbbing hot boy **
Just another day at the library reference desk…
**Question regarding lockpicks and children
I am an EVIL uncle
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Adopted Siblings Get Married
The flip side: Things that were scandalous that now are no big deal
**Strongmen, mustaches, bicycles, and striped pants - the late 1800s
Bad (First) Date Stories: You Know You’ve Got 'Em **
**Doctors, do you lose interest in sex from seeing all those naked bodies?
Is “Beyond Vertical” possible?
**I take it that’s a “no”?
**Ok, so, why is ‘pebble’ my cute girl word?
Infused vodka **
So, I guess you need to sober up to stop using that word.
The 2010 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Nominees are…
Men of a Certain Age
Well, that goes without saying. Can you be a little more specific?
Who plans to see the musical NINE?
Men of a Certain Age
…among others.
What else do pregnant women deliver?
Pet mice
Only someone like Mary Toft.
**Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer
How did that turn out for you? **
Painfully. I had to call in the samurai monkeys to protect me.
**The mother ship is coming. Run like hell or welcome them with open arms?
I know that moose get big, but yikes! **
That’s no moose! That’s a space…ship.
A Penis Question
Ask the Former Kilgore Rangerette
“Years of field research”, right?
**One of the world’s oldest questions answered soon
What the (Expletive!!!) why did my income tax DOUBLE?! **
**Who will be the University of Cincinnati’s next head coach?
President Chavez vs. the Netherlands **
Are those really the only two choices? :dubious:
** Adolescent growth spurt
I know that moose get big, but yikes!**
The Unabomber was right
Islam in Europe
I didn’t know that he mentioned that in his manifesto.
This is the time of year when…
Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer
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