Sing it with me:
Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round…
ad nauseum*
“Rock Me Amadeus.”
On a slightly more serious note, Frankie Goes to Hollywood’s “Relax” would make an ass-shakingly good porno song.
Closer by Nine Inch Nails worked for me.
On a less-than-serious note, Foggy Mountain Breakdown.
In the Hall of the Mountain King by Grieg
::waits for the jokes::
A, um, friend once saw a porno with that song in it or so he tells me.
I would like to hear the theme from Benny Hill in a Porno. (I think it’s called Yakety Sax?)
“Dueling Banjos” And that song from “The Sting”
Maybe not porn, but it seemed to work here.
(If you’ve never read that thread before, kiss the next hour of your life goodbye.)
Insane Clown Posse’s: “Super Balls” “Cotton Candy” and “Bugz on my Nutz”.
Funny.
Psychopachik Vampire
“I like big butts, and I cannot lie…” Requires good choreography.
The Nine Inch Nails song would seriously rock for angry sex.
“Dueling Banjos”, Annie-Xmas, would work with two couples, with the males trying to out-perform each other.
Of course, none of this quality and innovation is possible in an x-rated movie, for some fucking reason.
Well, one good reason is that there’s no way in hell 99% of the artists and/or record labels mentioned so far would grant rights to song usage in a porno.
The “Ode to Joy” chorus from Beethoven’s 9th Symphony is tailor-made for a cum shot.
1812 Overture
“The Ride of the Valkyries” was defintely my first thought.
“The Entertainer” by Joplin would be fun as well…
I watched a Japanese porno once that used Weird Al Yankovic’s Phantom Menace-parody of American Pie. Made it a bit difficult to, um… concentrate on the movie.
Momma’s Got a Squeezebox by the Who.
*
It goes in, and out, and in, and out
Playin all night
And the music’s all right
Momma’s got a squeezebox, Daddy never sleeps at night!*
Salt and Peppa - ‘Push it’
The Doors
Backdoor Man
You and Brian De Palma. In “Body Double,” Craig Wasson does Melanie Griffith during a porn shoot to this very song.
“Great Gig in the Sky” - Pink Floyd. It’s Orgasmariffic! but I hear it’s already been used.
“Spanish Flea” by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass